brokebackmonkey
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I suppose I'm just missing the point of Victorian macrame samplers...
2:01 PM Jun 1st
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Who makes the shapes they put in clouds? I am sure I saw Margaret Thatcher eating candy-floss. But surely that can't be an accident?
9:50 PM May 27th
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I am sad that they are stopping making polar bears. Can't they make them somewhere else? Does the factory have to be so far North?
9:26 AM May 24th
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How many Police Academys did they make, for Christ's sake?
9:22 AM May 24th
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is ridiculously busy at work. TICKETS. TICKETS. More and more. It comes and it comes like a great big ticketing monster coming over a hill.
11:53 AM May 22nd
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The Eurovision Song Contest. How much extra to get Terry Wogan back? Graham Norton. Tsk. Not funny.
12:35 PM May 16th
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IT GETS HARD TO THINK OF THINGS TO WRITE SOMETIMES.
12:31 PM May 10th
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Turns out it wasn't flu at all. APPARENTLY monkeys can't get Swine Flu OR Prawn flu. It sucks. I never get time off sick....
11:02 AM May 3rd
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IT'S OFFICIAL. I have prawn flu. It's like swine flu but it makes you go orange and cover yourself in thousand island dressing.
11:15 AM Apr 27th
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keep running....pant pant pant....she can't catch you...pant pant pant...it's only a pig...pant pant pant....CALM DOWN....pant pant pOINK!!!
7:22 AM Apr 25th
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oh dear...seems you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear...hopefully the lady on the farm won't be cross. I mean, it'll grow back...
4:08 AM Apr 25th
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Thankyou Caffe Nero for letting me edit my latest chapter. People do make for a funny sort of inspiration..
12:28 PM Apr 22nd
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I'm in Caffe Nero. I'm always in Caffe Nero. I reckon I'm keeping them going. I hope they thank me one day by naming a table after me.
11:10 AM Apr 22nd
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I am planning what to do on the Orkney Islands in June. I think I might have to rediscover Don Quixote.
1:43 AM Apr 20th
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I am being terrorised by seafood. Why are prawns so vicious....
2:38 PM Apr 17th
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Apparently it is still illegal to kill Keira. But please sign my petition to at least stop her being in films. It's just WRONG WRONG WRONG
11:02 AM Apr 13th
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If I kill Keira Knightley, is that still murder? I mean, I know killing is wrong, but I'm sure even Jessica Fletcher would let me off....?
10:59 AM Apr 13th
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I wish I could write in my head. My fingers keep typing crap. AND ANOTHER THING...WHY IS LIFE SO EXPENSIVE? CAN'T WE JUST GET STUFF FREE?
10:49 AM Apr 13th
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I AM WRITING THE NEXT CHAPTER. I wish I had a pen and paper, or a typewriter. It's taking ages to spell it all out using just peanuts.
10:23 AM Apr 11th
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I am very happy to have such lovely friends in America. I think I will dye my fur green, put on a pointy hat and maybe hold up an ice cream.
12:46 PM Apr 6th
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- Name Pablo El Mono
- Location Brixton, London
- Web http://brokebackm...
- Bio I am a monkey. I like to wear dresses. Skirts don't really do anything for me. I live with Niall who is quite difficult.
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