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  1. oh wait, it wasn't an accident
  2. I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE PIZZA
  3. @discostu101 i've heard of briefs, boxers, and boxer briefs... i also don't know what y-fronts are, so maybe that explains something?
  4. @discostu101 I don't know, how good are jockey shorts (what are jockey shorts)?
  5. First day of classes today, and, hooray! I have to spend another $200 on books!
  6. it was a terrible idea
  7. Aloe vera spray gel on my ass is probably the most intense sensation Ive ever had in that region, it's like putting gold bond on your nuts
  8. @HamCannon Sneak out by shrinking yourself down to microscopic size and sliding under the front door. Obviously.
  9. seriously i'm sitting here dozing off into la-la land thinking about TDK instead of sending this e-mail i wrote and proofread 10 minutes ago
  10. The Dark Knight has left me so sufficiently rocked and wanting to see it again that I can't even concentrate at work
  11. skipped work yesterday due to pounding headache and extremely sensitive stomach. considering leaving early today for similar reasons
  12. Just finished Planet Terror and I'm debating watching Death Proof. This would be the fourth movie I've watched today
  13. creating nearly 200 google analytics accounts one after the other really works your wrist
  14. I'm getting a huge sugar rush right now cause I just ate a bag of peanut butter M&Ms and it's making my face feel fat
  15. Funniest google CAPTCHA so far (out of 85 new accounts made): "Gumsujubo"
  16. cold, tired, get off work in half an hour, and am sick of trying to set up this mac to render with mental ray satellite remotely
  17. I have the first or last half of my company's business credit card memorized but never both halves at once
  18. no matter how many times i hear it i hear "lobster bisque attacks the town again" when i listen to Burning Beard by Clutch
  19. My boss is complaining to me about how the windows scanner wizard isn't functional enough for him to scan things even though it works fine
  20. @rhyolight you will lose all enjoyment from raining blood in about 2 difficulty levels