brohammer
- oh wait, it wasn't an accident7:54 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE PIZZA7:54 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @discostu101 i've heard of briefs, boxers, and boxer briefs... i also don't know what y-fronts are, so maybe that explains something?10:30 PM Aug 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to discostu101
- @discostu101 I don't know, how good are jockey shorts (what are jockey shorts)?10:10 PM Aug 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to discostu101
- First day of classes today, and, hooray! I have to spend another $200 on books!11:14 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- it was a terrible idea5:47 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Aloe vera spray gel on my ass is probably the most intense sensation Ive ever had in that region, it's like putting gold bond on your nuts5:47 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @HamCannon Sneak out by shrinking yourself down to microscopic size and sliding under the front door. Obviously.4:11 PM Jul 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to HamCannon
- seriously i'm sitting here dozing off into la-la land thinking about TDK instead of sending this e-mail i wrote and proofread 10 minutes ago3:56 PM Jul 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The Dark Knight has left me so sufficiently rocked and wanting to see it again that I can't even concentrate at work3:31 PM Jul 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- skipped work yesterday due to pounding headache and extremely sensitive stomach. considering leaving early today for similar reasons10:20 AM Jul 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Just finished Planet Terror and I'm debating watching Death Proof. This would be the fourth movie I've watched today10:08 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- creating nearly 200 google analytics accounts one after the other really works your wrist4:35 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I'm getting a huge sugar rush right now cause I just ate a bag of peanut butter M&Ms and it's making my face feel fat10:13 AM Jul 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Funniest google CAPTCHA so far (out of 85 new accounts made): "Gumsujubo"10:00 AM Jul 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- cold, tired, get off work in half an hour, and am sick of trying to set up this mac to render with mental ray satellite remotely11:23 AM Jul 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I have the first or last half of my company's business credit card memorized but never both halves at once9:41 AM Jul 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- no matter how many times i hear it i hear "lobster bisque attacks the town again" when i listen to Burning Beard by Clutch2:10 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My boss is complaining to me about how the windows scanner wizard isn't functional enough for him to scan things even though it works fine11:34 AM Jul 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhyolight you will lose all enjoyment from raining blood in about 2 difficulty levels11:32 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhyolight
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- Name brohammer
- Location San Diego, California
- Bio I like to use the internet for things
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