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  1. Oh, god. Owning a cool electric motorcycles all of a sudden got way more feasible: http://brammo.com
  2. SUPEREGO: You're busy. Stop messing with Wolfram Alpha. ID: DID YOU KNOW IT WAS SNOWING ON THE DAY WE WERE BORN? EGO: Tweet this. Quickly.
  3. Good god. Had I kept the iPhone (viva Pre!) I'd have snapped this case up in half a heartbeat #needmoretweed: http://bit.ly/1qiMR7
  4. @kvillegas Looked it up. Plucky, urban Lincoln vs. sleek, white, suburban Ft. Collins. Are you sure they aren't just filming a Disney movie?
  5. @kvillegas That's a soccer thing, right?
  6. I deleted the word "literally" from my last tweet, even though it was used properly. The dumb are making the not-as-dumb afraid of language.
  7. As someone who only wore black or white socks for 25 years, this 12-pack of argyle makes me feel classy. Like the pope. Or Matt Lauer.
  8. @jerxes Twitsturbation?
  9. @jerxes Well, if CN-freakin'-N has interviewed him, that's like being a top-level diplomat, right?
  10. @jerxes You'd think, yes. Ex. qualification for one of the producers: "has been interviewed by CNN, The NY Times, and other media orgs"
  11. @jerxes The lower third of the release made sure the reader was well aware of that fact.
  12. No, Clarion Fund, I don't think I will IMMEDIATELY RELEASE your inflammatory press release about Fort Hood in my hyperlocal weekly paper.
  13. If only I would have been in an abusive traveling vaudeville show as a kid. Then I could have been this cool: http://bit.ly/4jDooQ
  14. http://facesofolddogs.tumbl... - That will start your Tuesday just dandy.
  15. Having all my e-mail auto-copied to my Gmail account, though, downgrades such events from "terrifying" to "momentarily amusing."
  16. Intention: Shift+Del 1 e-mail. Actual: Acrobatically manage to hit Shift+End *then* Shift+Del with same finger, wiping out my entire inbox.
  17. Trying to resist gorging on Google Reader after my non-phone-Internet-free (or "lost") weekend. Addendum: failing.
  18. If the Talking Heads leveled-up Pokemon-style, they'd pretty much be The Dirty Projectors. #greatfuckingshow
  19. Just had an entertaining car ride wherein @pandashark & I tried to top each other's literal pantomimes to Leonard Cohen's "Everybody Knows"
  20. "I swear, if dogs could speak in baby talk, no human would ever purposely have babies again." - @pandashark on the fate of the human race.