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  1. #prestripclubchecklist read in-depth synopsis of movie girlfriend thinks you’re going to see 11:00 AM Oct 26th from web
  2. #prestripclubchecklist don’t wear jeans 12:01 PM Oct 23rd from web
  3. #prestripclubchecklist turn off heat/AC in apartment, saving both utility costs and the environment 12:01 PM Oct 22nd from web
  4. #prestripclubchecklist pledge to avoid dancers with names like Smokey, Hepatitia, and Thunder 12:01 PM Oct 21st from web
  5. #prestripclubchecklist plant fake “movie producer” business cards on self where they might “accidentally” fall out in2 cleavage of dancer(s) 12:02 PM Oct 20th from web
  6. #prestripclubchecklist get drunk 12:02 PM Oct 19th from web
  7. #prestripclubchecklist Hide ATM and credit cards deep in wallet yet still accessible in case of rare “twins” scenario 12:02 PM Oct 16th from web
  8. #prestripclubchecklist convert sufficient funds to singles in the local currency 12:46 PM Oct 15th from web
  9. How a groom sends his Bros out with a bang…bridemaids. Squeezed into ugly identical dresses, bridemaids have one goal…to get out of them. 2:21 PM Oct 8th from TweetDeck
  10. check out some of my notes from Robin 101: http://is.gd/418bP 2:35 PM Oct 6th from TweetDeck
  11. why girls must wear jeans to a strip club http://is.gd/3NbpO 2:05 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
  12. Hai-five-ku: one two three four five, raise each one high in the air, smack and release…Bro #broetrycorner 1:59 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
  13. wingwoman - a female wingman who is also a chick. #broglossary 12:01 PM Sep 25th from web
  14. rack jack - to steal a wingman’s quarry, often with malicious, premeditated intent. #broglossary 12:02 PM Sep 24th from web
  15. quid pro bro - returning a favor by doing a solid for a Bro…not that kind of solid. #broglossary 12:02 PM Sep 23rd from web
  16. jump on the grenade - the process in which a Bro “takes one for the team” by talking to a hot chick’s unattractive friend. #broglossary 12:03 PM Sep 22nd from web
  17. dis-broment - removal of “Bro” status. #broglossary 12:01 PM Sep 21st from web
  18. bro-worker - a Bro at the workplace. #broglossary 12:02 PM Sep 18th from web
  19. browling - more than one Bro bowling. #broglossary 12:01 PM Sep 17th from web
  20. bro train - a convoy of Bros on the move, usually to a party. #broglossary 12:01 PM Sep 16th from web