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  1. Sir, did you not see this exposed live wire, or this unsupported ceiling? Passing occupancy inspections is too easy. 3:05 PM Nov 16th from web
  2. We own a car again (first time since 2001). Rapid conversion to middle-aged family man almost complete: http://bit.ly/5eupF 11:42 AM Sep 28th from web
  3. It somehow seems fitting that the only way I make it into the news is by groping comically large bags of cereal: http://bit.ly/4kuI 3:01 PM Sep 16th from web
  4. Let it be known that banks are still lending to jackasses... Just closed on the new place: http://bit.ly/2laxbW. 9:37 PM Sep 15th from web
  5. Preggery. There is a mini-Brockmeyer on the way. Yikes, that was fast. 5:00 PM Aug 26th from web
  6. All Brockmeyers have the same number of digits after the pyrotechnics party... so that's good. 11:27 AM Aug 4th from web
  7. We're back... Aloha, bitches: http://tinyurl.com/mqsv68, Side note: When in Kaua'i, choose lighter reading than Dostoevsky. 11:15 PM Jul 20th from web
  8. Hitched, thanks to combined efforts from Teams Brockmeyer & Abbring, our amazing friends, and a break-dancing panda 3:30 PM Jun 29th from web
  9. Cameron Frye's house is for sale: http://tinyurl.com/r6u85o 9:09 PM May 26th from web
  10. "From now on I will deliberate and take actions on my own." Oh FU@k! http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/cadie/index.html 9:05 AM Apr 1st from web
  11. We're a misunderstood bunch: http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200303/rauch 12:47 PM Mar 25th from web
  12. is resolving his Vitamin D deficiency 6:59 AM Mar 21st from web
  13. is thinking that Wall Street obviously disagrees with the choice of Slumdog Millionaire. 1:38 PM Feb 23rd from web
  14. is caught in a vicious more-cookies-to-finish-my-tea --> more-tea-to-finish-my-cookies loop. 3:40 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
  15. Excellent, the housing market is bottoming out just in time for George W to buy a new place. /cry 3:07 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
  16. is tired of just bending spoons with his mind and is looking for larger utensils 8:41 PM Dec 1st, 2008 from web
  17. I hate you, legacy plumbing, with your ill-fitting joints, dirty black sludge, and stripped threads. Make way for clean white PVC! 6:28 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
  18. OMG, Lemonade Stand (Apple II) now on iPhone: http://tinyurl.com/5g7hka 6:22 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
  19. Wishing Obama would've opened with: "What now, bitches?!" 10:24 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
  20. Wishing the world had more moral humility, especially in politics (http://tinyurl.com/5mwc73) 4:30 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
  • Name brockzilla
  • Bio Paul hails from Chicago, where he makes software for people who aren't ready for it.
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