BroadcastAsylum
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Kids are so much harder to own than plants! :))
11:05 PM Mar 15th
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So many people would be single right now if relationships had "Safe Unsubscribe." :))
12:32 PM Mar 7th
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24 year old Juliette Valduriez ... she makes it look easy!!!
11:33 PM Nov 29th, 2011
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The "Who To Follow" function on twitter reminds me of my mom setting me up on play dates when I was 5.
2:03 PM Aug 31st, 2011
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If your friends living room has more drug paraphernalia than furniture than at least buy them an Ikea bong or some kinda hookah chandelier.
12:20 PM Jul 26th, 2011
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I'm a little worried...my son thinks it's his fault his father & I are divorced. That's crazy...clearly it's his sister's fault!!! :))
6:48 PM Jun 25th, 2011
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Vampires....that's it! Someone should do a show or movie about vampires....whatcha think?!? :))
12:22 PM Jun 10th, 2011
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Here's an idea to help the hungry...Olive Garden has "unlimited breadsticks" for like five bucks. Your move, Oprah!!!
11:17 AM May 26th, 2011
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Whenever someone tells me they are a "DJ" I always say: “Yeah, I have an iPhone too!”
11:27 AM May 19th, 2011
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Say what you want, but I still say Listerine freshens your breath better way than Scope. It gets you drunk faster too!!! :))
9:54 AM May 17th, 2011
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Chicago's naming a street after Oprah. Cops can now say "YOU'RE getting a ticket! & YOU'RE getting a ticket! Everyone's getting a ticket!"
9:43 AM May 13th, 2011
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If you get a tattoo on your face you can pretty much guarantee you are no longer anyone's "emergency contact!"
2:54 PM May 10th, 2011
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Ughhhh...just spilled an entire glass of water on myself!
LOL...it's the saddest wet t-shirt contest ever. Good news though...I won!!! :))
11:15 AM May 3rd, 2011
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@ Anyone know where I can find some news coverage of the Royal Wedding? :)) XoXo
11:25 AM Apr 28th, 2011
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Just got back from Costco. So...if anyone needs to borrow toilet paper like... forever...hit me up!! :)
10:00 AM Apr 26th, 2011
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Go !
6:20 PM Apr 24th, 2011
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Wishing everyone a Happy & Blessed Easter!
10:15 AM Apr 24th, 2011
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Still rainy and cold in Chicago...I'm grumpier than a 3 yr old ballerina with a wedgie!
9:05 AM Apr 22nd, 2011
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Just picked up my laundry. Lots of underpants missing again. Think it might be time to have "the talk" with the dry cleaning people!
8:39 AM Apr 18th, 2011
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Watchin' cartoons w the kids. Let me get this straight...Shaggy is scared $hitless of a white bed sheet but he's cool with a dog that talks?
10:51 AM Apr 16th, 2011
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- Name Broadcast Asylum™
- Location United States
- Web http://www.Broadc...
- Bio Free The Airwaves...With Unleashed Indie Rock-n-Roll!
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