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bro_stradamus

Grad school open house. Any future grad students flying thru dfw, abia, or Indy want to join the mile high club? 6:55 PM Mar 22nd via TweetCaster for Android
...periodically 9:29 AM Jun 14th, 2011 via web
I realize my twitter acct basically exists just to mention @caitlining and @strawberryshow 9:28 AM Jun 14th, 2011 via web
Great conversation as always with @caitlining at the second sunday sock hop 9:26 AM Jun 14th, 2011 via web
Just had my hand on some niiice tomatoes. You know, to make a salad since that's usually the mom's job 4:38 PM May 8th, 2011 via web
How to date unsuccessfully- moustache ride for a RT http://bit.ly/mG6A2q note: i don't specify giving or receiving 7:52 PM May 7th, 2011 via web
This is what happens when I meet a girl and a lot of alcohol isn't involved http://bit.ly/mG6A2q 7:36 PM May 7th, 2011 via web
Two of my favorite tweeps IRL. Good to see @strawberryshow last night! @caitlining...your next! 1:15 PM May 1st, 2011 via web
Woke up earlier and easier today than I do on a workday #SXSWin #fb 6:50 AM Mar 18th, 2011 via web
You've heard of the South Beach diet? Well I'm on the South-by diet #fb 6:41 PM Mar 15th, 2011 via web
@LLKoolApe wish there was a way to see your Paul Reubens background in all its splendor 11:16 PM Mar 13th, 2011 via web
the only good CSS is Cansei de Ser Sexy 11:03 PM Mar 13th, 2011 via web
omfg i'm finally able to log into twitter 10:34 PM Mar 13th, 2011 via web
wish a ruggedly handsome woman would offer $1 million to sleep with me 2:55 PM Feb 6th, 2011 via web
watching Indecent Proposal for the first time. showering can wait 2:35 PM Feb 6th, 2011 via web
we dont build Snow Men in Austin...we build Snow Children and Dwarves at best. typically just Snow Gnomes 11:16 AM Feb 4th, 2011 via web
well, better get the chains on the tires #snow #austin 9:25 AM Feb 4th, 2011 via web
Hipstercrite are roads still yucky now at 11:15AM? i work out on bee caves and 71 and not sure i should make the drive... 9:19 AM Feb 4th, 2011 via web Retweeted by bro_stradamus
I'll tweet about something beside my flowchart of Freak Nasty's - Da Dip found at http://on.fb.me/dadipflow ...Ohp! see what i did there? 10:23 PM Jan 30th, 2011 via web
Listening to "Da Dip" by Freak Nasty & you forget who's hand should be where? Worry not I've made a flowchart http://on.fb.me/dadipflow 10:01 AM Jan 30th, 2011 via web

Name Bro-stradamus
Location Austin, TX
Web http://youreproba...
Bio once aspiring music blogger since placed on the DL by lifes events, forced to 'grow up', abstract and symbolic thinker, my revenge will be slow and cruel