brittneygirl
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So, I'm wondering... do you any of you still listen to the radio on a walkman? Because that's definitely what I'm doing right now. Feel old.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Who'd you swap spit with now?
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to rebeccabatty
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To anyone in the fin. aide office as Hurricane Brittney tore through, I apologize. I'm not usually that hostile. Promise.
about 21 hours ago
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After today I never want to set foot in the financial aid office at Hunter. I'm about to have a kitten on someone.
about 22 hours ago
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@ Either Friday works for me m'lady. I'll even bring the 'ol ukulele and we can sing holiday tunes,
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to KOrtizzle
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Wearing my for World Aids Day. Those bracelets make great holiday gifts. *wink nudge*
about 23 hours ago
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Just tried talking to a girl from school about Dan Quayle. She had to wiki him. She was born in 1991. How is this possible? I hate life.
9:00 PM Nov 30th
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@ We concur and by we I mean @ & I. An episode about weed with a Dr. Who reference? Who cares if they killed a cat?!
7:51 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to KOrtizzle
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Note to self: Change the Brita filter tomorrow, dumbass. No wonder the water tastes like chlorine. You were supposed to change it on 10/26.
7:07 PM Nov 30th
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@ "I'm sorry Mr. Vice President, but there is no 'E' in potato."
6:31 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to rebeccabatty
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Do you know what I miss? Making fun of Dan Quayle.
5:45 PM Nov 30th
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I just ate an entire pot of mashed potatoes while watching Sex Rehab & rereading my handwritten tweets. So disgusted with myself. No words.
3:22 PM Nov 30th
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At 11:40 I shoved so much biscotti in my mouth I couldn't close it. There were too many witnesses to remove it & I wrote : "Go Enzymes Go!"
3:02 PM Nov 30th
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I forgot my mobile today and actually took to writing my tweets down with pen and paper. That really says something. Something embarrassin.
2:57 PM Nov 30th
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RT @: Bathroom door is fixed! Which is sad because that was about the only means of trapping women in this apartment. >.> g
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9:36 AM Nov 30th
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Grapefruit: 3 Brittney: 1 Computer: 0 TOMFOOLERY!
5:51 AM Nov 30th
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this train ride will not end. just asked if i'd join the mile high club with him. he was devestated to find out that we're not on a plane.
4:47 PM Nov 29th
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These jackasses are going to the city for an hour and then catching a train back. They have no plans other than walking drunk around Penn.
4:24 PM Nov 29th
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Uh, drunken fool is initiating speaker phone sex with his girlfriend. His drunken friend asked me if I was turned on. Why me?
4:04 PM Nov 29th
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To the drunken volunteer fireman on the train with me, no you cannot touch my boobs. Stop asking you jackass. I hate being a woman sometimes
3:44 PM Nov 29th
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- Name Brittney
- Location NYC
- Web http://brittneygi...
- Bio Plastic lawn flamingo aficionado, cat lady, ukulele enthusiast, habitual obituary reader, wannabe ornithologist
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