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Britterson

  1. Vagina AND an asshole on this one. instagr.am/p/Latz6UCtj3/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
  2. Just one of the various vagina monsters from the Men in Black cartoon. instagr.am/p/LapgwOCthq/ about 4 hours ago via Instagram
  3. Fucking cat takes a shit right as we climb into bed. Whole room smells like shit now. #cats about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @bobjinx I like that! I don't have to worry about every Internet weirdo going through my feed. just the weirdos with iPhones. 11:42 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bobjinx
  5. Apparently cannibalism is IN right now. 11:39 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. You know that moment, when you accidentally notice that someone is wearing an adult diaper? 9:06 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @beatonna don't cry darling, there are plenty of bags in the sea. 6:46 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beatonna
  8. @jaredschorr aw shucks! I made that envelope by hand too, 'cuz I couldn't find ones I liked. 6:46 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jaredschorr
  9. @beatonna this is true, clearly you need a bigger bag. 6:40 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beatonna
  10. @beatonna Your laptop bag is 1/2 price right now! You can get a new one! 5:33 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @wolfhard you are the latest person I know. 2:52 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wolfhard
  12. @wolfhard YOU'RE up too! I'm on my way to work and I am late. Sigh. 2:50 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wolfhard
  13. Sometimes I get personally offended when people come anywhere near me too early in the morning. #grump 2:30 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @jordanginsberg Only if he made it sing "who let the dogs out". then yes. #verybummed 6:54 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to jordanginsberg
  15. @jordanginsberg never. 6:53 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to jordanginsberg
  16. @Seodles AHHHH!! I feel like he's in my livingroom! Get out, @BrianFukushima , I didn't say you could come in! 6:53 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to Seodles
  17. @vickinerino you would do this, but you'd still be happy afterwards. bit.ly/LbzPxg 6:51 PM May 31st via Silver Bird
  18. @randeepk Oh yeah, that @NimitMalavia turd and I go way back, to that time, when we had class together, and I was jealous. #theend 6:45 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to randeepk
  19. @randeepk OH YAY! thank you! Sometimes I want to barf on it. 3:52 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to randeepk
  20. @wolfhard @brianfukushima @lesliewolfhard I almost wish I watched degrassi so I would know if that was an insult or not... 12:28 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wolfhard