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  1. @omglykkstfu ...............haha what has schooling come to? I remember when classes stimulated the brain, not the groins.
  2. Where can I find myself a real life Francois Dillenger?
  3. haha @BrandonWalden @PetiePizarro you guys have my complete respect now.
  4. @BLoweJobHunter nice try, champ.
  5. My parents brought me to an Irish Pub tonight to make me feel better. They know me so well. The hot guy there also helped.
  6. I miss @UrbanOutfitters (u.u*)
  7. @matt_nathanson the flu...don't let that get around though. Literally. Heh heh
  8. I've had 2 tangerines and a bowl of cereal in the past 3 days. Hello skelator.
  9. holy god, make this sickness stop.
  10. I have the plague. Stay away.
  11. I just had the craziest night fever ever. what the hell 2010?
  12. Hahaha RT @matt_nathanson I haven't peed since 2009 get the fuck out of the way
  13. damnit where's my kiss?!
  14. @PetiePizarro hahaha
  15. "penises, shmenises, I just need hard shoulders." -@afshan
  16. happy new year 2020!
  17. where the boys are, someone waits for me. (^_~)
  18. My mother told me I look morbid, like I'm "morticia adams or an osbourne child". How do I take that?
  19. I raise my glass to symmetry.
  20. SeaWorld was fun but chilly (^_^) Manta was an intense ride. I drooled.