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  1. Starship songs sound so much better when you meow the lyrics. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. I like the fact that @tinybuddha follows no one. about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @sugarsock you and your tendency to confuse child custody papers with divorce papers. In Indiana. 10:34 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to sugarsock
  4. http://twitpic.com/ujqr7 - there's a genocide happening in Silver Lake 1:21 PM Dec 21st from TwitPic
  5. new fave ridiculous movie: Wild in the Streets. Shelly Winters, young Richard Pryor and a whole lotta LSD. 12:29 AM Dec 21st from Twitterrific
  6. I recommend that one NEVER look at the total play time in their doodle jump stats. 9:58 PM Dec 20th from Twitterrific
  7. @jackieclarke i am so on it. 3:21 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to jackieclarke
  8. RT @toddfasen: Look guys, it’s easy to put a ring on it. It’s just hard to keep a ring on it. #beyoncesmomgetsadivorce 2:15 PM Dec 19th from web
  9. @MKupperman i can't help but rub it in...the sunscreen that is! 2:13 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to MKupperman
  10. hey NYC! I just had brunch outside and now I'm going home to turn on my air-conditioner! 2:00 PM Dec 19th from Twitterrific
  11. people who make left turns where there is no left turn lane have turds where their hearts should be. 3:39 PM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  12. nothing is as disconcerting as finding a lump in one's last swig of coffee. 11:54 AM Dec 18th from web
  13. @crystalasaurus and they're from New Jersey. I don't want to leave. 7:18 PM Dec 17th from Twitterrific in reply to crystalasaurus
  14. at Prizzi's eavesdropping on 2 sassy medical professionals in their 50's commiserate about the lack of quality men in LA. I'm in heaven. 7:11 PM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  15. RT @joshweiner: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1310dcd2ca/i-fucked-tiger-woods 4:15 PM Dec 16th from web
  16. RT @ThatsWright All yogurt is drinkable yogurt is you try hard enough. 2:29 PM Dec 16th from web
  17. i like mariachi music as much as the next person, but this is fucking ridiculous. 1:40 PM Dec 16th from web
  18. another sour clementine 11:40 PM Dec 14th from web
  19. i'm more captivated by Tiger's various gf's facial piercings than by the scandal itself. one of those girls has her forehead pierced. 1:31 PM Dec 14th from web
  20. I didn't realize that I'd set the alarm to HAMMERING this morning. 9:59 AM Dec 14th from Twitterrific