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Brimaxian

@brentalfloss That one's mine! Right there, in that one box. I'm totally going to rape that shit with my ears. Metaphorically. 11:48 PM May 31st via web in reply to brentalfloss
KenJennings "Hang on, let's not invent the wheel here." --Incan middle manager 2:59 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by Brimaxian and 333 others
@brentalfloss The concept of rest eludes me, too, when I'm working on a project, like a new album. "Food" is also a strange concept then. 11:52 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android in reply to brentalfloss
mediocrefilms I wonder if Seal ever goes clubbing. 8:09 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Brimaxian and 21 others
brentalfloss I wish Michael Bay had to raise money for his movies with Kickstarter. 4:46 PM May 14th via Twitterrific Retweeted by Brimaxian and 35 others
TheTweetOfGod Americans consume 80% of the world's painkillers. Amazing, since they suffer only .0008% of the world's pain. 6:25 AM May 10th via web Retweeted by Brimaxian and 536 others
A humble contention to Rich's claim of having a better night ipso facto. instagr.am/p/KPAVeILz0I/ 11:16 PM May 4th via Instagram
There's something good around here; I can almost smell it! instagr.am/p/KHSKsmLzwf/ 11:15 PM May 1st via Instagram
Taylor. Baritone. Eight-string. Eighteen-month financing at Guitar Center. instagr.am/p/KE5PnBLz6B/ 12:59 AM May 1st via Instagram
TheTweetOfGod #YoMommaSoFat she faces a greatly increased risk of diabetes and heart disease. Seriously, I'm worried about her. 4:29 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Brimaxian and 240 others
@CarrieGraber Welcome to the wonderful world of saying things fruitlessly out into the void of noise. May this message find you well. 1:36 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android
iPadGoober Worst thing about Dick Clark passing... someone will have to teach Ryan Seacrest to count backwards from 20... no easy task. 3:26 PM Apr 18th via web from Los Angeles, CA Retweeted by Brimaxian and 1 other
blainecapatch google plus is that waterslide park that looks like fun from the highway but you went with some friends that one time and it sucked. 11:58 AM Apr 14th via web Retweeted by Brimaxian and 38 others
SteveMartinToGo I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is. 8:49 AM Apr 4th via web Retweeted by Brimaxian and 4278 others
blainecapatch i have to simultaneously feed and not feed schrödinger's cat this week while schrödinger is simultaneously in and not in barbados. 5:18 PM Apr 2nd via web Retweeted by Brimaxian and 49 others
I just discovered, astonishingly, that in the year I've had this phone, this is the first time I've typed "crap"? #autocorrectuserdictionary 4:44 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android
@madinthemoon So what inspired the rebranding & second channel? Should we expect a heap of new content? Songs? Sketches? #igottafeeling 4:07 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android
Sorry, Felicia; it was a good run, but I just can't stand by you on your new @GeekandSundry project. Good luck, but it's just not for me. 3:53 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android
Finally unfollowed @FeliciaDay ... As liberating as deleting 20 girls at once on Facebook you only kept in hopes you had a chance some day. 3:49 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android
Oob-la-di, oob-la-da, life goes on. And those of us with a grasp of reality will compose more coherent lyrics during it. #oobladiisnotaword 2:56 AM Mar 30th via web

Name Brian Weidemann
Location Huntington Beach, CA
Web http://www.worldb...
Bio Ladies & Gentlemen ... a million Southern CA folks have heard my voice-overs. I do logos, portraits, & I'm workin' on my 10th music album. Youtube, you're next!