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I'm getting a coldsore. Fellas? about 6 hours ago from web
@marehberreh Well...they've made a movie about Helvetica. So why not social networking? It's impacted our lives a lot, eh? about 18 hours ago from web in reply to marehberreh
I've been bringing immaturity to breast feeding since 5 minutes ago. 11:18 PM Dec 4th from web
@JackiMartinez Don't hate the playa, hate the twitter game. 9:44 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to JackiMartinez
My bleeding vagina says: "Don't fuck with me," and "I need chocolate." 9:09 PM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter
@clunkclunk Just spoke to some people: We didn't miss anything in art history this morning. 1:34 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to clunkclunk
@thewesterly what? 9:53 AM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter in reply to thewesterly
@clunkclunk I didn't make it to class today. What am I missing?! Anything funny? 9:51 AM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter
My friend had her baby today. She's really cute and all but I'll enjoy her from afar. I don't want to get the pregnancy disease. 8:13 PM Dec 2nd from web
@clunkclunk Kind of. I turn around and BAM you're just...there. Stalkerish. (No, but really, it was nice meeting you!) 11:54 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to clunkclunk
@JackiMartinez So so adorable! I love Pam and Jim <3 11:52 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to JackiMartinez
That's what she said... http://tweetphoto.com/5676427 3:06 PM Dec 1st from UberTwitter
The difference between facebook and twitter updates? Punctuation. 2:00 PM Dec 1st from UberTwitter
#red 10:51 AM Dec 1st from web
My deodorant smells like lemony bathroom shower spray. Ok, ok, so I'm using lemony bathroom shower spray as deodorant. Times are tough. 12:16 AM Dec 1st from UberTwitter
@clunkclunk Huh. I forgot about live paint. Shit, that could've saved me like...a few good hours. 5:31 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to clunkclunk
@clunkclunk Funny. I was JUST using Illustrator. I was drawing The Spirit of St. Louis. YEAH. 5:29 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to clunkclunk
I just now came out of my thanksgiving food coma. 3 days! Did you guys miss me? 12:08 AM Nov 30th from web
A holiday ending with a slight buzz is a great day indeed. 11:04 PM Nov 26th from web
My car died on me again. I think it's trying to say something. I think it's saying,"Buy a new car". 2:28 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter

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Name Briana
Location Bay Area, California
Web http://favstar.fm...
Bio Rhymes with penis. I tweet for the funnies.

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