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  1. reading about "The Palin Doctrine™: If you can’t stand the heat, get back in the kitchen." http://tr.im/r0oi #Palin
  2. @LenEdgerly I think I could enjoy Sarah Palin more if her were words were just words (not policies), and if they were scripted and coached.
  3. @BigRichB You own 29 domains? Or that's how many you JUST purchsed? I own maybe 6, and I'm using two so far.
  4. @LenEdgerly So Palin "is fed up with politics; she doesn't like her life" ? -- We're on the same page! I don't like her life either!
  5. I think the real reason #Palin timed her speech for July 3rd is that SNL is a rerun tonight because of the 4th.
  6. reading that #Palin's resignation is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy. http://tr.im/qWlB
  7. the cashier at Trader Joe's asked me if I was the voice behind Peter Griffin. So I laughed. She said the laugh proved it. Said I got a gift.
  8. Bossa Nova in West Hollywood went from a favorite restaurant to a favoriter restaurant when I found out they have a kids' meny -- & crayons!
  9. @joshchandler Palin could have been the VP and has been heralded by some conservatives as a leading contender for 2012. Resigning is fishy.
  10. saw #Palin's statement, recalled her Kouric interview blunders, making me guess No run for President. What about her book? http://tr.im/qO7R
  11. more #Palin irony: CNN headline under the video is "Paling Stepping Down" adjacent ad is "Unhappy at work?"
  12. followed a #Palin link on Twitter to CNN and audio played an ad for a more accurate pregnancy test. Why is irony so delicious? Served cold?
  13. just received a text from CNN that #SarahPalin is resigning mere weeks before her term is up and won't run. Googling for dirt.
  14. listening to "What I Go To School For" by the Jonas Brothers. God, what a scary stalker song! He climbs the tree & peeps in a girl's window
  15. read: "Assaulted by someone you met online? Don't sue the website" and don't sue Chemistry for bad dates & marriages, either! ://tr.im/qNkr
  16. read that The Pirate Bay folks do not use IRL (in real life) because it's all real. Instead, use AWK (away from keyboard). http://tr.im/qNd1
  17. am I becoming crotchety when kids between 2-4 stamp all over booths in restaurants or am I somehow oddly parental, wishing to smack & scold?
  18. Scary juxtaposition in an ad: "Free Trial" and "Dream Marriage." Um, wouldn't a dream marriage not need a trial?
  19. The days are dwindling for a certain contest for a certain smart phone that people line up at stores for, yet I remain hopeful. #SquareSpace
  20. OH: "I'm like, totally the most masculine bottom. Ever!" No, baby. You're not.