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  1. @rachelramsay damn I wish it was edible.
  2. Quote of the day: I don't have tension toward you, I have tension toward the chicken. (Insert pregnancy vomit)
  3. @rachelramsay me too!
  4. And I was like, um, awkward?
  5. Getting verbally abused by some old lady over the phone at work. Make it stop!
  6. I'm with @rachelramsay . Today is weird.
  7. Its my birthday, & I'll cry if I want to...seriously I might. You never know what might happen!
  8. At Red Robin with Whit. Partaking of orgasmic fries.
  9. Very inconsistent (and not very good) bowler tonight. My scores were 98, 151, & 114. Lay off me I have a lot on my mind!
  10. I just donated blood but I don't feel glad I did it. I just want some juice.
  11. I just paid $6 for a car wash & it didn't even get the bird turd off my windshield. What a rip.
  12. Some little bastard of a truant egged my car!
  13. Holy zyprexa hangover of fury. Can't...wake...up...
  14. Hate doctors!
  15. STOP THE TEXT FORWARDS. I WILL NOT DIE IF I DO NOT FORWARD TO 9 PEOPLE IN 1 MINUTE. Holy moly!
  16. Just bowled a 160. My head is held high.
  17. Mom's are great.
  18. Anyone wanna run away with me? We could go to Vegas & be strippers or something.
  19. Accidently walked into a boys' bathroom & saw some guy's pee stream. Traumatized.
  20. On my way to a resort for the weekend. I'll kinda miss you, maybe. ; ) Haha have fun at home suckas!