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  1. MySpace is so old that I just looked at my ex-girlfriend's profile and it said she was 99.
  2. Alyssa Milano thinks Jersey Shore is offnsive to Italians and should be taken off the air.No word on what Angeler or Moner think yet. Salud!
  3. Before January Jones gets old and unattractive years from now and Perez Hilton says it, can I coin "Betty Drooper" as an insult?
  4. Great news, everybody! I just got Michael Phelps on my fantasy swimming team! Everyone else is so fucked.
  5. I have cockroaches so big, they're friends with Theo Huxtable.
  6. My favorite chips are sea salt and vinegar. My least favorite CHIPS are Larry Wilcox and Erik Estrada.
  7. The Comics Comic is here. He found the back of the Internet.
  8. Perez Hilton should change his name to Lady Blog-Ga.
  9. ESPN should put out a DVD of Mustache Olbermann and Dan Patrick's greatest SportsCenters. I'd buy it.
  10. I think that if a DJ plays "Heartbreaker" and then doesn't play "Living Loving Maid" right after, they should be arrested for sucking.
  11. Boom! RT: @karlhess: @brido and @JarrodHarris killed it tonight at Sunday Sunday Sunday. well done, gentleman. thanks to all that came out.
  12. I met Todd Bridges today. Game recognized game.
  13. @Just_For_Laughs What did I do?
  14. It's my 30th birthday.
  15. Why did it take a Hulk Hogan VH1 show to make me realize that reality shows are basically the same thing as pro wrestling?
  16. Staind is opening for Creed this summer! In other toilet news, when I go #2 I always pee a little bit before the shit comes out.
  17. Collecting reviews of Montreal New Faces from angry bloggers. http://bit.ly/321b2m Can't win 'em all.
  18. Why do I suddenly crave poutine?
  19. My neighbors yell "Hell Naw!" at their house parties to the point that I can only assume David Blaine is there doing street magic.
  20. @LeeTMontgomery Tell your wife she should probz be impressed.