bridgetmcmanus
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Tonight I fell and bruised my ass dancing a new Dance Magic number. The best part is I have it all on film.
about 8 hours ago
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PL RT: What do you think about Closeted Celebrities?
about 8 hours ago
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Getting ready to shoot with the AMAZING @ girls. GAWD I love them!
about 17 hours ago
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James Franco on General Hospital is amazing. I'm 98% sure he's super duper high.
11:30 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Yes I WAS the one being insultingly complimented. It was so ridiculous it made me laugh.
11:28 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to ohwoops
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Unintentionally insulting compliments make me smile.
8:03 PM Nov 23rd
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Will someone please ask the gardener to shut off the weedwhacker until I'm finished editing...
1:00 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Time Machine! Time Machine! Time Machine! p.s. The dolphin says, "whatz up Quato?"
10:13 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to DaraNai
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Dear Friends, Goblin sharks are real. Don't be fooled by their pretty pink exterior their jaws unhinge and will F*ck you up.
10:10 PM Nov 22nd
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I'm watching the Wizard of Oz and said out-loud "Dorothy has some serious cankles!" I'm a bad person...
6:02 PM Nov 22nd
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@ K and I were just talking about how awesome you are. Keep up the good work!
5:53 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to Lizinhollywood
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@ Joe seems like a smart guy. I bet he buys soft toilet paper.
5:15 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to debmell
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@ Stop peeping in on my picnic party!
5:14 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to cat_davis
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@ I'm around all week and would love to c u. We should invite the "mystery referee" too. Even though she's a douche.
5:13 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to ChefJamieLauren
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My cat just ran into a wall while playing...yep, she's definitely related to me.
5:08 PM Nov 22nd
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Gotta love Yoko! RT @ Life keeps getting better. If anything, you start to carry a certain pride in having survived all those years.
9:46 AM Nov 22nd
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PL RT: New BRUNCH with Top Chef Contestant Jamie Lauren! The pillowfight is back with a mystery referee...
9:45 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Whatever! If you were better at engineering then more people would have survived the end. p.s. I no longer wet myself at night.
10:43 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to DaraNai
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AMEN! RT @ People who don't believe in evolution really shouldn't be allowed to get flu shots.
7:53 AM Nov 21st
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@ NOOOOO really? I hope not. I don't care if the story and characters suck I just want the world to burn...is that so wrong?
7:45 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to w33dgirl
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- Name Bridget McManus
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://standup-si...
- Bio I'm a comedian. Yep, that's correct.
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