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You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs.7:23 PM Dec 14thfrom Echofon
RT @FakeAPStylebook: If an editor draws a little dick on your manuscript, it's not a correction. He just likes drawing little dicks.7:04 PM Dec 14thfrom Echofon
RT@bkachinsky:Upon ordering my sandwich I referred to pickles as "the artist formerly known as cucumber". The sandwich artist didn't get it.6:57 PM Dec 14thfrom Echofon
It's hard to anticipate lameness when you're surrounded by drunken santas.6:02 PM Dec 12thfrom Echofon
The worst part about riding outside in the cold is the pain in my knees as they defrost after coming inside.2:52 PM Dec 12thfrom Echofon
Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown. And if I head my little way, I'd eat peaches everyday.9:51 AM Dec 11thfrom web
His last name is Christ. He has the gift of flight and he heals leopards.6:17 PM Dec 10thfrom Echofon
RT @13clicks: Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!9:22 PM Dec 8thfrom Echofon
