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Yo momma so fat, she had to see a specialist and was diagnosed with a glandular disorder and is now on medication. #realisticyomommajokes 3:53 PM Nov 10th, 2009 from web
Yo momma so dumb, she forgot to change the car's oil and there was engine damage and your dad was furious with her. #realisticyomommajokes 8:39 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web
Bob Dylan's "New Morning" on Pandora and we're cruising through Friday... 7:06 AM Oct 30th, 2009 from web
my team is a fucking joke... 6:18 PM Oct 26th, 2009 from web
I'm a Jim Zorn fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". #officeskins 5:51 PM Oct 26th, 2009 from web
still trying to get my head wrapped around "A Serious Man". 7:30 PM Oct 25th, 2009 from web
I say WE KILL HIM!!!! #whatwouldyoudotopeeweeherman 10:25 AM Oct 25th, 2009 from web
That's what I'm about...#burritototheface 9:52 AM Oct 24th, 2009 from web
Sal VI #oneletteroffmovies 9:45 AM Oct 24th, 2009 from web
Follow Friday @shitmydadsays because @levarburton says so...also it's amazing. 8:14 AM Oct 23rd, 2009 from web