brianmackey
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Line of cars backed up onto street at drive-thru liquor store. And they say we've lost the spirit of Thanksgiving.
about 3 hours ago
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Just kidding, @, you know I love you. And no kidding: I got a fever -- and the only cure -- is more cello in rock bands. For real.
about 5 hours ago
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With all this Prince in the set, they ought to call themselves "The Band Formerly Known as @."
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to SillyJoel
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That constantly open garage door really completes the look of your pre-Thanksgiving Christmas display.
about 7 hours ago
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Which one of these is not like the others? (my weekly column)
11:31 AM Nov 19th
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Could go to bed now and get a full night's sleep, but then I might not have enough to complain about at work tomorrow. Better make coffee.
10:29 PM Nov 18th
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@ Thanks. I resolved to be funnier on Twitter. Taller, too.
9:04 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to zipsix
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Ate at one of Springfield's finest restaurants last night. Turns out Samuel L. Jackson was right: sewer rat does taste like pumpkin pie.
6:14 AM Nov 18th
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With all this rain it looks like "Waterworld" out there. The worst part is my movie career only goes downhill from here.
8:16 AM Nov 17th
from vlingo
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Sarah Palin told Oprah she gets through life with help of "God and Todd." My wife settled for "cryin' and Brian." You betcha.
9:04 PM Nov 16th
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@ I'll give you $5 if you go without verbs, too.
11:04 AM Nov 15th
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in reply to mollybeck
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I doubt I'll ever be able to take the phrase "shot in the face" seriously again. Thanks, Dick Cheney.
7:59 PM Nov 12th
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My next pic will be my car flipping over because I was tweeting on the highway. *puts the phone away*
9:57 AM Nov 8th
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WTF?! Neon purple bug just splattered on windshield. Better keep an eye out for Biblical plauges, zombies, etc.
9:53 AM Nov 8th
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Everything I really need to know about business I learned watching Don Draper (my weekly column):
2:25 PM Nov 5th
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Foreign policy insight of the day: Yankees are to baseball as U.S. is to geopolitics -- both win a lot and are hated for it.
11:34 AM Nov 5th
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I hope I'm never old enough to tire of looting and car flipping after the World Series. To the streets!
8:59 PM Nov 4th
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I dream of someday being paid to write this kind of pretentious essay.
7:13 PM Nov 4th
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The Wall Street Journal explains how Conrad Hilton became a character on "Mad Men."
4:55 PM Nov 4th
from web
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"GETSSUM" license plate? Check. Trailer-hitch scrotum? Check. Douche bag for a driver? Check.
10:59 AM Oct 31st
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- Name Brian Mackey
- Location Springfield, IL
- Web http://brianmacke...
- Bio Arts and Entertainment editor, The State Journal-Register
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