BrianLimond
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I've shut up now. It was nothing to do with the chocolate. I just like to talk cos I love people, so sorry, so very fucking sorry.
4 minutes ago
from mobile web
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I'm in the editing suite, and I cannot fucking shut up. Talking about anything, everything, cannot fucking shut up.
35 minutes ago
from mobile web
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I was like, uh-uh, I'm gonna get there before I hit twenee.
about 1 hour ago
from mobile web
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Everything should work, in this day and age. Nothing should not work. Everything should be perfect.
about 1 hour ago
from mobile web
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Eating an Asda Kit Kat. An orange one. I just can't stop.
about 2 hours ago
from mobile web
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Just tanned a Double Lolly. Just about to tan another. Stay tuned, guys n gals.
about 2 hours ago
from mobile web
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The Arctic Monkeys haven't really cancelled. Go and enjoy yourself, kids.
about 2 hours ago
from mobile web
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Arctic Monkeys have cancelled. Cunts.
about 2 hours ago
from mobile web
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Eating a Jaffa Cake. No more to report at the moment, but I'll keep you posted.
about 2 hours ago
from mobile web
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There will be a massive explosion in London later today.
about 4 hours ago
from mobile web
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'15 into 15, how much? Two twenty five. You can't say that. Exactly. Thank you. Bye bye'. Line of the decade.
about 5 hours ago
from mobile web
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Justin Lee Collins should do "Bring Back... Jade". Visit witch doctors and go to Haiti and things like that.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Never seen that.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to garydunion
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@ They look like frisbees, that's what I always thought. Confusing.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to TomBrogan
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@ SCUM.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to louiexpop
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@ Cos I'm not sexy and that's twice you've sorta said it.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to gofficxtc
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Fuck. Wee man, gonnae nip up there and get that for me?
about 17 hours ago
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Your mummy said you've to come with me.
about 17 hours ago
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Cathy Dennis killed in car crash.
about 17 hours ago
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@ No chance.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to ladymunter
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- Name Brian Limond
- Location Glasgow
- Web http://www.limmy.com
- Bio The only writer/actor/director/stand-up comedian in the world that could build you a Flash site in ActionScript 3.0
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