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brianlawlored

  1. That little bird is a tattletale.
  2. @rskaudio @GIRLRYANN I LOVE those toys. I'll play them mofos.
  3. #GhettoJobInterviewQuestions If Jamal sells 4.7 bricks in Newark one night at 27% above the normal rate per bag, is he in fact making bank?
  4. #WeGoTogetherLike Uncle Si and his tupperware cup. #DuckDynasty
  5. I bet If Herbert Morrison lived in our apartment he would constantly be saying "Oh, the humidity!"
  6. @DavidKeith_ Oh...I thought that was someone else. Thanks!
  7. @timheidecker What do you even do in that band? Davin's the only one with talent of a musical nature.
  8. #SignsOfAStrugglingChurch: They stock up on their blood of christ from @7eleven's Free Slurpee Day.
  9. #SignsOfAStrugglingChurch: They can only afford to give out the body of Chris during communion.
  10. @duYun Love it! #Moogle google.com/webhp?doodle=6…
  11. @christopherstew I guess none. Anal fingering knows no sexual preference.
  12. @ccynthialynn They sounded incredible! They also should have played an hour longer.
  13. Oh, hi Arben. What kind of Folly bass jam you playing there at #Bamboozle? bit.ly/Mb13Fi
  14. @MatthewConnallo Allow me to clarify: I meant I'm still in bed with my galoshes over my nickel loaves.
  15. Remind me not to say "You don't have to be so anal about the fingering" to a homosexual piano student ever again. #StupidThingsPeopleDo
  16. @MatthewConnallo To be fair, though, I'm still in bed.