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Why doesn't the ks governor convert all the public schools to prisons? We'll need a lot of them if he keeps this up. Let's sell his house.3:31 PM Nov 23rdfrom TwitterBerry
Did you ever consider that when you move water to a desert you end up with two deserts?10:07 PM Nov 20thfrom TwitterBerry
Hey, I know I'm tall. My forehead reminds me a lot. What if I walked around and said "wow! You're fat", or "wow! Look at those tiny hands!"?9:51 AM Nov 19thfrom TwitterBerry
Twitter wisdom: better to keep your mouth shut and seem stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Twitter existed hundreds of years ago.7:12 PM Oct 15thfrom TwitterBerry