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  1. John Hodgman will be in KC for a book signing for those interested.
  2. The owner of nebraska furniture mart is now the owner of BNSF. Should we worry?
  3. I crack myself up for destroying jokes.
  4. Pete and his brother Repete were in a boat and Repete fell out. Who's left in the boat?
  5. Influenza kills 300 times more americans than terrorists.
  6. Obesity kills 4000 times more americans than terrorists.
  7. That quiz you just took on facebook stole your identity.
  8. @manspeaker a lego taj for christmas? Not healthcare or whirled peas? Shocked.
  9. Dehydratin' hot peppers. Weeeee
  10. @karlman01 chaos breaching pandemonium!? Argh! *that's* something to see!
  11. @MamaPirate but they ultimately lost because of your superstition.
  12. At least they turned on some marley after that loss.
  13. I want to see some buffalosers in my future.
  14. Saw six!? Are you f!?*# serious!?
  15. Twitter wisdom: better to keep your mouth shut and seem stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Twitter existed hundreds of years ago.
  16. I've discovered a different form of magnatism. The top of my head is attracted to anything with a density greater than bone.
  17. I'm tired of hearing about the flu. I'm tired of the media trying to push me into the cult of the new thing that will kill us all.
  18. @MamaPirate he'll understand the pie, everyone understands pie.
  19. @elizabite hrrm.
  20. Beyond the grave jim henson has me staring at a sandwich I made but cannot eat and I must admit I'm mighty uncomfortable at that.