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  1. Why doesn't the ks governor convert all the public schools to prisons? We'll need a lot of them if he keeps this up. Let's sell his house. 3:31 PM Nov 23rd from TwitterBerry
  2. Topeka is weird. 8:28 PM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  3. Did you ever consider that when you move water to a desert you end up with two deserts? 10:07 PM Nov 20th from TwitterBerry
  4. Hey, I know I'm tall. My forehead reminds me a lot. What if I walked around and said "wow! You're fat", or "wow! Look at those tiny hands!"? 9:51 AM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
  5. That game was too much. Glad aldrich didn't lose further teeth. 9:44 PM Nov 17th from TwitterBerry
  6. John Hodgman will be in KC for a book signing for those interested. 12:18 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  7. The owner of nebraska furniture mart is now the owner of BNSF. Should we worry? 6:36 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  8. I crack myself up for destroying jokes. 8:11 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
  9. Pete and his brother Repete were in a boat and Repete fell out. Who's left in the boat? 8:11 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
  10. Influenza kills 300 times more americans than terrorists. 3:57 PM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  11. Obesity kills 4000 times more americans than terrorists. 3:49 PM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  12. That quiz you just took on facebook stole your identity. 5:31 PM Oct 26th from TwitterBerry
  13. @manspeaker a lego taj for christmas? Not healthcare or whirled peas? Shocked. 5:11 PM Oct 20th from TwitterBerry
  14. Dehydratin' hot peppers. Weeeee 7:34 PM Oct 19th from TwitterBerry
  15. @karlman01 chaos breaching pandemonium!? Argh! *that's* something to see! 8:05 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  16. @MamaPirate but they ultimately lost because of your superstition. 8:02 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  17. At least they turned on some marley after that loss. 7:57 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  18. I want to see some buffalosers in my future. 7:29 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  19. Saw six!? Are you f!?*# serious!? 4:24 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  20. Twitter wisdom: better to keep your mouth shut and seem stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Twitter existed hundreds of years ago. 7:12 PM Oct 15th from TwitterBerry