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  1. John Hodgman will be in KC for a book signing for those interested.12:18 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  2. The owner of nebraska furniture mart is now the owner of BNSF. Should we worry?6:36 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  3. I crack myself up for destroying jokes.8:11 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
  4. Pete and his brother Repete were in a boat and Repete fell out. Who's left in the boat?8:11 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
  5. Influenza kills 300 times more americans than terrorists.3:57 PM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  6. Obesity kills 4000 times more americans than terrorists.3:49 PM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  7. That quiz you just took on facebook stole your identity.5:31 PM Oct 26th from TwitterBerry
  8. @manspeaker a lego taj for christmas? Not healthcare or whirled peas? Shocked.5:11 PM Oct 20th from TwitterBerry
  9. Dehydratin' hot peppers. Weeeee7:34 PM Oct 19th from TwitterBerry
  10. @karlman01 chaos breaching pandemonium!? Argh! *that's* something to see!8:05 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  11. @MamaPirate but they ultimately lost because of your superstition.8:02 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  12. At least they turned on some marley after that loss.7:57 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  13. I want to see some buffalosers in my future.7:29 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  14. Saw six!? Are you f!?*# serious!?4:24 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  15. Twitter wisdom: better to keep your mouth shut and seem stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Twitter existed hundreds of years ago.7:12 PM Oct 15th from TwitterBerry
  16. I've discovered a different form of magnatism. The top of my head is attracted to anything with a density greater than bone.3:38 PM Oct 15th from TwitterBerry
  17. I'm tired of hearing about the flu. I'm tired of the media trying to push me into the cult of the new thing that will kill us all.1:42 PM Oct 14th from TwitterBerry
  18. @MamaPirate he'll understand the pie, everyone understands pie.1:32 PM Oct 14th from TwitterBerry
  19. @elizabite hrrm.11:10 PM Oct 13th from TwitterBerry
  20. Beyond the grave jim henson has me staring at a sandwich I made but cannot eat and I must admit I'm mighty uncomfortable at that.11:07 PM Oct 13th from TwitterBerry