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  1. @hughcurran In theory: outstanding. In practice, after the first bad run, press and kneejerking fans will be demanding Van Gaal take over. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to hughcurran
  2. Detrimental side effect of #LFC currently having no football management is that there's no one to snap up decent players at pre-Euros prices about 2 hours ago via web
  3. Beneficial side effect of #LFC currently having no football management is that newspapers can't invent stories about players we want to buy. about 2 hours ago via web
  4. @Maxwrh @TheAnfieldWrap It was a comment on the podcast after he got the job. Forget who said it, but the c-word followed in abundance. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Maxwrh
  5. Jerzy Dudek: "There was contact from #LFC and they asked me to return, but...I didn’t want to be the super-sub again" liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-fc/l… about 3 hours ago via web
  6. As pointed out on @TheAnfieldWrap, the public doesn't know that Hodgson is no "Nice Guy", but at the first sign of pressure they'll find out about 4 hours ago via web
  7. Hope Carroll scores five tomorrow. And Norway score six. about 4 hours ago via web
  8. Hodgson, quoted by the Guardian: "You don't have to use short passes, not if you use your big man up front." guardian.co.uk/football/blog/… about 5 hours ago via web
  9. Not going to believe that Guardiola is available until I hear it directly from Dave Whelan. about 5 hours ago via web
  10. Hodgson: "Are you from Denmark?" Journalist: "No, Norway." Hodgson: "Ah, two countries I never want to work in again" -- Enjoy Oslo, Royston about 11 hours ago via web
  11. "Surely you remember how we do it, Steven? Hoof it long, don't press and be satisfied with an honourable defeat." twitpic.com/9p3f23 about 11 hours ago via Twitpic
  12. No one's view of FSG or Martinez should be coloured by Whelan's comments. He's just a fatso with a "Hello Mum" placard in the background. about 11 hours ago via web
  13. Full Suarez interview, via @robjpLFC: justpaste.it/10f9 about 13 hours ago via web
  14. The way for #LFC to seduce Guardiola is with a pretty, Spanish-speaking blond. Time to get Torres back. about 16 hours ago via web
  15. #FF #lfc @thisisanfield @JimBoardman @paul_tomkins @RobGutmann @scouserevo @Andrew_Heaton @jeremy_LFC @duncanjenkinsFC @stephen1martin 6:34 PM May 24th via web
  16. Useful article on Brendan Rodgers' tactical approach, posted by the_red_pill on RAWK: redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.ph… 5:13 PM May 23rd via web
  17. If van Gaal is named #LFC DoF, how long would a young manager last before the press or the kneejerkers started calling for him? 4:34 PM May 23rd via web
  18. No more news on the #LFC stadium today. Suspect next update will come when there's any disquiet over the new manager or early season form. 4:28 PM May 23rd via web
  19. Sudden withdrawal of #LFC interest in AVB suggests their top advisor is @TonyEvansTimes. Would've preferred @duncanjenkinsFC, but still... 3:57 PM May 23rd via web