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Wow... tweetbookz is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen. Unless your a narcissistic maniac who needs to see your babble in print. about 1 hour ago from web
Took a nap at the wrong time. Oops. Small Bar it is I guess. about 4 hours ago from web
@katttryn yet another person doesn't get the joke. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to katttryn
The only movie I'm watching for the rest of the year is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" I may watch "Commando" at some point too. about 9 hours ago from web
@vivalalacho you clearly can't recognize a joke when you read one about 9 hours ago from web in reply to vivalalacho
@dylanwins I love that Owl City song "Such Great Heights". Ben Gibbard is awesome. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to dylanwins
I made Premier Exec status on United today. Good work, me. #thingsonlyicareabout about 13 hours ago from web
The air is getting cold and crisp in Chicago. Call me crazy but I like that. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
Arrived early at O'Hare for the second time in a row. How is this even possible? Did they add 1000 new gates or something? about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
LGA to ORD. I feel like I make this trip all the time. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
@petewentz I don't know if I quite remember the details, but thats amazing. You opening a museum? http://pic.gd/087ad1 9:55 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter in reply to petewentz
@NeilRubenstein And me too! What are you doing in Australia? And have you held a koala because i will do that with you (for the 4th time)! 5:48 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to NeilRubenstein
These guys are pretty on target... The Fold "Every Band In The USA" http://tinyurl.com/ykuxh4k Hilarious. 5:15 PM Nov 26th from web
@recyclebitch I just find things that try to be meat to be gross and plasticky no matter how well they're cooked. 2:56 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter in reply to recyclebitch
@amandaonthemove get ready to retweeted by mcrib watch 2:49 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter in reply to amandaonthemove
@actualpain I also back the addition of Framboise to white/wheat beers. 2:19 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to actualpain
Sorry vegetarians... 'tofurkey' is not a replacement for turkey. It's actually pretty gross. 2:08 PM Nov 26th from web
Turkey doesn't make me sleepy. Its all the other stuff : sweet potatoes, stuffing, rice (I'm puerto rican), wine, bread....zzzzz. 1:19 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
All I want for Thanksgiving is a charger for my blackberry. Poor guy is gonna die before the turkey is served. Thankful for backup BB today. 9:28 AM Nov 26th from web
Long Island birthday hangs with @galeamonster have come to a close with a surprise appearance by @nickbayside. Turkey with the fam tomorrow. 10:01 PM Nov 25th from web