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briankeithdiaz

  1. @LessThanJR South America : No sleep til breakfast!!!
  2. 124 lb. road case to the shins doesn't feel so awesome.
  3. @galeamonster never nude?
  4. This wheelchair accessible bathroom at the top of the stairs is very confusing to me.
  5. If I was smart I would have invested in Armitage Shanks years ago. I'd be the urinal king of the UK.
  6. I drink so much water I find myself in bathrooms more than a hipster in a bar in Brooklyn.
  7. Modern anxiety : not having wi-fi for long enough to update my iPhone apps. That little red circle that says "36" is KILLING me.
  8. @jessicam6 @doublej2000 How dare you tweet/retweet anything about how anything LA is better than New York?! I'm personally insulted.
  9. I've been coming to Scotland for 13 years and its the first time I've seen the sun here. It's like they gave everyone crazy pills. Love it!
  10. Every girl in Glasgow is wearing heels, a miniskirt, or a combination of both right now. I back this look hard ladies!
  11. My boss, Mr. Tommy Stinson, hard at work. twitpic.com/9oqtuo
  12. DIAZ HOPE NO ONE RETWEET JADEDPUNKHULK ANYMORE. HE ALREADY JUMP SHARK. NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH.
  13. @jasontrabue #trabueboner
  14. @tonythaxton Riddle : on a 20 ft walk from outdoors to the stage I encountered 4 doors and 3 steps. What country am I in?
  15. @matthewstaylor Bass the shoe brand.
  16. Pretty sure I think I just saw a picture of Justin Bieber wearing a Nuclear Assault shirt. I'm gonna go ahead and take a nap now.
  17. @matthewstaylor I have a bass related question for you but your phone isn't accepting iMessages and I'm in Europe ...WHATUPWITDAT?!
  18. 2 days of sun in a row. In England. Something is wrong. Next thing you know there'll be ice in catering.
  19. Definitely weird picking up my laundry from a non-Chinese person.
  20. "Nothing is scarier than an old man" - not me.