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briankeehn

  1. Shake your Dicks this pissing match is over! about 1 hour ago via txt
  2. sometimes ya just gotta pick a couple dingleberries 7:38 PM May 24th via web
  3. i haven't made it past midnight yet in the last two weeks 7:34 PM May 24th via web
  4. Today, I pushed a quad with 8 other people with two people riding it 4 miles. tomorrow, I wont walk 2:23 PM May 22nd via web
  5. my dick roomate had a hissy fit and put pieces of fried chicken in my bed... fag? 2:38 PM May 20th via web
  6. a million little pieces... stolen from you. 9:29 PM May 19th via web
  7. i am shedding skin 6:02 PM May 19th via web
  8. there i sat, broken hearted, when i bent over man i guess i sharted 7:41 PM May 18th via web
  9. Preppy kids make me laugh as well. Grocery store thoughts. 3:09 PM May 18th via txt
  10. Girls look better in straight leg skinny jeans ami right? 3:07 PM May 18th via txt
  11. @garabedian18 dude i wish.. We just swim and do fake rescues literally for 8 hours a day 1:21 PM May 18th via txt
  12. im getting paid 10 dollars an hour to work out every day 1:12 PM May 18th via web
  13. I've been dooped into surfing yet again 3:01 PM May 17th via txt
  14. Absolutely mentally emotionally and physically exhausted 1:13 PM May 17th via txt
  15. so heres my number, like, call me? maybe? 9:20 PM May 16th via web
  16. Life's better in boardshorts 8:43 PM May 16th via txt
  17. im a man with a plan b 12:50 PM May 16th via web
  18. im like a lobstah 8:19 AM May 16th via web
  19. that lightning is crazy i bet we get it every day here.... lights up blocks. movie time forsure 10:16 PM May 15th via web
  20. Guard school in the a.m and EMT training at night im gonna work on your privates ;) 2:57 PM May 15th via web