brianhickey
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This is worth breaking the hiatus: George Lopez +10 years = Dude from Sabado Gigante, no? Buon pomeriggio.
about 16 hours ago
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Brian isn't here, Mrs. Torrance. (In which "here" means "online for about a week so call, text or email him if need be.")
11:05 AM Nov 22nd
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The way her commercial sounds, Susan Boyle will do more for self-drowning industry than Sylvia Plath could have dreamed of.
9:14 AM Nov 22nd
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Watching the HBO Cotto replay, I wonder what fights since 1973 were bigger than what Mayweather/Pacquiao would be.
8:42 AM Nov 22nd
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I wonder if Rosalio Pacquiao has as many shoes as Imelda Marcos did.
8:18 AM Nov 22nd
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When Samwise Gamgee fights to free Frodo from the tower, he yells "That's for Brian Dennehey" after slaying an Orc.
8:06 PM Nov 21st
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Of course, the last post could also have replaced "hates hobbitses" with "hates Smeagol."
6:03 PM Nov 21st
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In "He's a fat hobbit who hates hobbitses," he is a) Rush Limbaugh or b) the guy who models his life off Gilbert Grape's mother?
6:01 PM Nov 21st
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In the sentence, "Smeagol hates nasty hobbitses; Smeagol wants to see them dead," Smeagol is a) Glenn Beck b) Michelle Bachmann or c) both?
5:59 PM Nov 21st
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Here's what pisses me off: That it's cause for celebration when elected officials just vote to debate a life-or-death issue.
5:30 PM Nov 21st
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Go Ole Miss Go
3:35 PM Nov 21st
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"Good Smeagol always helps." - Glenn "Smeagol" Beck
3:11 PM Nov 21st
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"Hurry, hobbits, the black people are very close." -Glenn Beck, Middle Earth
2:54 PM Nov 21st
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"We are famished. Famished, we are, precious. It tries to choke us. We can't eat hobbit food." - Glenn Beck
2:46 PM Nov 21st
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I implore you to watch The Two Towers and picture Glenn Beck as Gollum the whole time. 'Tis Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd.
2:19 PM Nov 21st
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I'd love to see Gamgee rolling down the Vegas Strip.
1:33 PM Nov 21st
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I totally forgot Toll Troll was in Fellowship of the Ring.
1:25 PM Nov 21st
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FWIW, the parallels between Smeagol, Jame Gumb and Glenn Beck are too numerous to broach on Twitter.
10:37 AM Nov 21st
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I hate, in no particular order, Ashton Kutcher.
10:15 AM Nov 21st
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@ Yeah, Dogma goes for depth where the other ones turned to dick jokes. Not that there's anything wrong with dick jokes.
9:40 AM Nov 21st
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