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  1. This is worth breaking the hiatus: George Lopez +10 years = Dude from Sabado Gigante, no? Buon pomeriggio. about 16 hours ago from txt
  2. Brian isn't here, Mrs. Torrance. (In which "here" means "online for about a week so call, text or email him if need be.") 11:05 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  3. The way her commercial sounds, Susan Boyle will do more for self-drowning industry than Sylvia Plath could have dreamed of. 9:14 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  4. Watching the HBO Cotto replay, I wonder what fights since 1973 were bigger than what Mayweather/Pacquiao would be. 8:42 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  5. I wonder if Rosalio Pacquiao has as many shoes as Imelda Marcos did. 8:18 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  6. When Samwise Gamgee fights to free Frodo from the tower, he yells "That's for Brian Dennehey" after slaying an Orc. #howidchangelotr 8:06 PM Nov 21st from txt
  7. Of course, the last post could also have replaced "hates hobbitses" with "hates Smeagol." 6:03 PM Nov 21st from txt
  8. In "He's a fat hobbit who hates hobbitses," he is a) Rush Limbaugh or b) the guy who models his life off Gilbert Grape's mother? 6:01 PM Nov 21st from txt
  9. In the sentence, "Smeagol hates nasty hobbitses; Smeagol wants to see them dead," Smeagol is a) Glenn Beck b) Michelle Bachmann or c) both? 5:59 PM Nov 21st from txt
  10. Here's what pisses me off: That it's cause for celebration when elected officials just vote to debate a life-or-death issue. 5:30 PM Nov 21st from txt
  11. Go Ole Miss Go 3:35 PM Nov 21st from txt
  12. "Good Smeagol always helps." - Glenn "Smeagol" Beck 3:11 PM Nov 21st from txt
  13. "Hurry, hobbits, the black people are very close." -Glenn Beck, Middle Earth 2:54 PM Nov 21st from txt
  14. "We are famished. Famished, we are, precious. It tries to choke us. We can't eat hobbit food." - Glenn Beck 2:46 PM Nov 21st from txt
  15. I implore you to watch The Two Towers and picture Glenn Beck as Gollum the whole time. 'Tis Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd. #tcot 2:19 PM Nov 21st from txt
  16. I'd love to see Gamgee rolling down the Vegas Strip. 1:33 PM Nov 21st from txt
  17. I totally forgot Toll Troll was in Fellowship of the Ring. 1:25 PM Nov 21st from txt
  18. FWIW, the parallels between Smeagol, Jame Gumb and Glenn Beck are too numerous to broach on Twitter. #tcot 10:37 AM Nov 21st from txt
  19. I hate, in no particular order, Ashton Kutcher. 10:15 AM Nov 21st from txt
  20. @CapnMarko Yeah, Dogma goes for depth where the other ones turned to dick jokes. Not that there's anything wrong with dick jokes. 9:40 AM Nov 21st from txt