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  1. Only thing better than finding your girlfriend's Victoria's Secret catalog? Finding it dog-eared...
  2. so fucking good you'll want to eat your own asshole >> RT @janfagernas: Oh my word. How good is the new @YourBaroness album?
  3. "you put something in the butt and i will put something in this end and we'll do it." #turkeytalk
  4. You are old once men stop blocking their daughters and start blocking their wives.
  5. LOVE THIS VIDEO >> RT @MURS: Brand New Felt Video "Felt Chewed Up" @MuRs @AesopRockWIns @rhymesayers http://bit.ly/8zASat
  6. a new YouTube rant on "climate change" is in the scripting process. be afraid.
  7. http://twitpic.com/qtev7 - When did my hood become a part of the off season San Gennaro Festival.
  8. Wearing the same shirt for four days with minimal bathing WILL make you smell like a Civil War amputation tent.
  9. floors are polished - now it's time to shine the liver #cocktails
  10. the voice of Chase commands you - RT @RooftopFilms: support Rooftop Films by voting for us 2 win $25k with #chasegiving http://bit.ly/58V3wr
  11. RT @NeedlesandSins: Brazilian tattooist Gustavo Rizerio joins Tattoo Culture: http://bit.ly/6tdKEr
  12. Perfect Ghetto-Target shopping-music - Mr. Bungle's "None Of Them Knew They Were Robots" - http://bit.ly/6XiFEP
  13. it's not every day that a man gets sent a treatment for a reality show based on his own life... and i like it.
  14. no matter how much nitrous they give me, i still can't stand going to the dentist.
  15. RT @misuba: get ready for the greatest thing you've ever seen. naturally it involves muppets. http://is.gd/52KOs /via @DaveTheGame
  16. she says it's sexy when i do housework - which is "female-ese" for "i'll be watching... not necessarily helping"
  17. about the only thing i "get" about Mad Men is the drinking. working in advertising will any intelligent being to self-imposed intoxication.
  18. today's audition scripts have lead me to sigh and ask the universe in a defeated tone, "really...?"
  19. RT @FakeMTA: No L Train service from Nov. 26-29, as it will be borrowing $ from its parents upstate then shopping 4 a used fixed-gear bike.
  20. @misuba i trust you say that from a developer standpoint?