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  1. @god is @richarddawkins following you yet?
  2. @BrianLimond preemptive strikes are always safest. You never know which of thosecunts might get wide one day.
  3. @stephenfry done
  4. @timlovejoy @big_ben_clock How funny??!? LMAO!
  5. RT @RealDMitchell: I've just noticed @big_ben_clock. How brilliantly pointless. I REALLY hope there's genuinely someone typing that in.
  6. Sitting. Watching TV. About as good as it gets these days. But 13 more sleeps till Melbourne. Yaaaasssss!!
  7. @ahj why are you not watching your mates on that Children in Need thingy?
  8. @caitlinmoran VERY disapointing!
  9. @rustyrockets that ain't Rio?
  10. @deadlyredhead You are more likely to get stabbed in Glasgow, per head of population, than anywhere else in the UK.
  11. @Kenny_Park I got spam. I wonder if people are getting spam from me? Who are these cunts?!
  12. RT @BrianLimond: Aye, Glasgow's a cesspit of sectarianism, but without it you wouldn't see hilarity like this: http://tinyurl.com/y8635lw
  13. @turquoisenic Cannae come soon enough now....
  14. 21 days to go! C'MAAAAHHN!!!!
  15. Getting out of bed is such a big committment to the day ahead. I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.
  16. Getting out of bed is such a big committment to the day ahead. I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.
  17. @eddieizzard I always see tweets like this too late. But it never stops me replying anyway. Pointless, really.
  18. @stephenfry Och, behave!
  19. Genius... of sorts. http://yfrog.com/0ocluoj
  20. @timlovejoy You need to set up a MySky account at www.sky.com.