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  1. I know it seems like a long time ago but I wonder at what point did most of society forget that they should mind their own fucking business?
  2. When someone from Notre Dame whines how important they are to college football it makes me want to beat them to death with their own shoes.
  3. break the mirrors there is no one left to see, unplug the phones there is no one left to call, pretty soon there will be nothing left at all
  4. RT @inmyownmind: RT @McKelvie: AMAZING. The Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody - http://bit.ly/8Iw2Su - Its like a Dollar Bin show at @tee_min ...
  5. @TedTarver I miss stuff like that from childhood. Bday parties with silliness like special cakes & other meaningless meaningful sentiments.
  6. @TedTarver - - if I remember correctly, their ring is a family heirloom (and btw, an early happy b-day to you)
  7. RT @dollarbincomics: NEW QUICK HIT: AdHouse's Holiday Sale http://bit.ly/6Q0RDT
  8. I want to stab anyone going to or talking about going to or talking about others going to "Jared".
  9. Probably won't be doing these much longer but for now, another Friday night means another Smackdown recap http://bit.ly/4sNbM2
  10. What you all need to do, is look inside yourself and find the straight edge in you.
  11. RT @flukeathens: HERE'S FLUKE'S NEW VENUE'S WEBSITE! http://www.athenscine.com/intro.php
  12. RT @flukeathens: OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! FLUKE 2009 will be held at CINE, located in downtown Athens! YEAH! SATURDY, APRIL 17th AT CINE! ...
  13. RT @pulsewrestling: WWE Superstars recap for 11/19/09 http://bit.ly/4qcVMI
  14. Did you know MGM is filming a remake of Red Dawn? The people responsible need to be kicked in the junk.
  15. Happy Birthday to @krisblack
  16. Rting - @dollarbincomics NEW QUICK HIT: GI Joe joins the Toys For Tots team http://bit.ly/4mIeXT
  17. The shape and promiscuousness of the womenfolk. #earlyraptopics
  18. carnal pleasures with law enforcement #earlyraptopics
  19. doing it with a wiffle ball bat #earlyraptopics
  20. If it is tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time. #earlyraptopics