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  1. On the list of things I will likely never see, "C-SPAN live-tweeting" is not something I expected to cross off the list.7:51 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  2. @brandongadoci There's one from Apple called Remote.10:17 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to brandongadoci
  3. @atuarre Yep -- anybody with the gall to mug a person doing their job should be drastically outwitted.11:52 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to atuarre
  4. I dig myself into these holes of thought quite often. No wonder I'm always so tired.11:44 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  5. If it were me, I'd hand over $19.99 and, in response to the mugger's befuddled look, smugly point to the statement on the box. And get shot.11:43 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  6. What kind of mugger reads the entire pizza box before holding up a driver for at least $20?11:35 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  7. As a matter of principle, I paid the pizza guy $23 in cash tonight to disprove the statement on the box: "our drivers carry less than $20."11:20 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  8. @OblongRobber That's still an improvement over baseball live-tweeting.5:33 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to OblongRobber
  9. Next on my wish list: an internal fan that kicks in sometime before 2000ºC.11:06 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  10. Know what would be great? A version of Flash that doesn't melt my MacBook Pro to my lap.10:58 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  11. ezmlm: For those times when you're just not ready to step into the decade that concludes next year.7:58 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  12. @barbeaux Certainly appears that way if you add Waco and Killeen to that list.6:35 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to barbeaux
  13. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison is filibustering CNN's breaking news report with a killer impression of William Shatner as Captain Kirk.3:59 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  14. @FedexRobin Can you please check the status on complaint number 1016939209?12:41 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. "Best comedy of the year," they say, as though the bar had been set particularly high.10:13 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  16. If we're going to start voting on other peoples' marriages, let's start with an ex post facto 1986 vote of my parents' divorce.5:02 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  17. @brandongadoci Time Warner has the same bad habit of taking better care of prospects instead of paying customers.3:21 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to brandongadoci
  18. Using Scribe to funnel all web server and syslog logs to a single server at home. Feel free to insert your very own beer funnel joke here.3:19 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  19. Two-week delays in postal mail delivery are nothing short of awesome when you're expecting money.8:53 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  20. Either @Tweetie 2's draft feature mangled my dog tweet, or @twitter and @favstar just yakked all over that accidental line break.9:39 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie