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briancarterKC

hey Internet and @BillthePainter looking for an electrician that can move a pendant light before our house is painted. Recommendations? 27 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@MsTaylorGayng @sheasylvia Pinterest also says its okay to collect troll dolls pinterest.com/mikkiginger/tr… and to have mullets pinterest.com/ladyangel/mull… about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to MsTaylorGayng
@sheasylvia it just says "we couldn't afford to buy six chairs that match" to me. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to sheasylvia
Chrome just warned me a page had insecure content. I said content shouldn't worry so much about what others think. 2:02 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
@sheasylvia mmm hmmm 1:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to sheasylvia
Reflecting on the irony of receiving a spam email advertising a workshop on "Preventing Workplace Annoyances." 9:36 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
@brad_becker ahahaha 12:00 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to brad_becker
Successfully headed off the cleaning lady who invariably starts on the men's room 1 minute before I need to use it. This is the best day. 9:19 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac
@BarackObama CAN'T LOSE! 8:31 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to BarackObama
@KCITP its a nuanced answer; if you know you're underpaid, $$ feels like recognition. If you feel you're paid fairly, recognition is gold. 6:50 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to KCITP
Heard a trifecta of the word "releverage" just now. Glorious. Cc: @bricejewell 3:33 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS
@thillsman @ggustitus one of them will be green and moaning "braaaaainnns..." 1:36 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to thillsman
@ggustitus @thillsman especially the zombie edition. 1:34 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ggustitus
@alainal121 @MsTaylorGayng @AKGarcia331 no shame. 8:19 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to alainal121
@alainal121 @MsTaylorGayng @AKGarcia331 try "Everyone's Dover. On in scourge at tow." what's that mean? 8:16 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to alainal121
@AKGarcia331 @MsTaylorGayng well done you. And yeah, you totally leg-swept English last night. 8:10 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to AKGarcia331
@chadsquared @sheasylvia it really was the best decision. So tasty. So feeling fat right now. 8:05 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to chadsquared
@MsTaylorGayng I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified that you worked DT into the same sentence as Brillo pad. Proud, I think. 8:04 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MsTaylorGayng
This is true you guys. RT @sheasylvia: I am a crazy person. 7:57 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS
So far have bumped into our landlord, as well as @droger96 and @mizzouatheart. This town keeps getting smaller! Good to see everyone! 6:12 PM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS

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