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  1. Gave up a prime Starbucks seat. No outlet. Then spotted it as someone else settled in. This attention to detail is why I'm not Dr. Bolter.
  2. July 5th. The day bottled water outsells coffee at Starbucks nationwide.
  3. Wimbeldon is named after the step-brother of King Edgar. Loosely translated it means "English men who don't cut their hair." #twitterpedia
  4. Recession check: Waverunnered by former Ravens head coach Brian Billick's still under construction 12,000 square foot mansion. He's good.
  5. The Wye River means peace to a lot of people. To me, on this day, it means I just waverunnered all up in this mug.
  6. French wine. Chips 'n salsa. I'm comfortable with my nationlihood.
  7. I do not take these freedoms lightly. The Wife, however, has a different take on my situation. I question her Americaness.
  8. @aliholden And to you. Thank you for letting me make the cut.
  9. Low humidity. Mid 70's. Kinda day that makes me want to ratify a Constitution. And blow stuff up.
  10. @CampNicole Interestingly, empathy comes naturally to me and emotes best in a Riedel crystal glass.
  11. @FakeVirginia Coming from you. I'm honored! Thank you.
  12. Like a good anchor, I drove through a full court press of stories. Protected the desk. And am now passing the mic for victory.
  13. @stevewhitaker No doubt. Maybe we can get @evehorizon to buy when he's out this way in late July?
  14. @stevewhitaker "How about trying to be agreeable. Do you know what agreeable means?" Me to The Boy. Walking out the door this afternoon.
  15. @bizzybee Water balloons. Is that what they call Belgian beers on the wall out your way?
  16. As with initial wiki edits, my Sarah Palin #twitterpedia entry was half right. She's quitting two years early to model running shorts.
  17. Pro Tip: You don't have to tell me to "pack my patience." It's so miniscule, I'd never find it in all my baggage anyway.
  18. If SNL doesn't return from summer hiatus for one new episode, I'll no longer watch. What? Tina Fey and Amy Poehler quit already? Nevermind.
  19. Sarah Palin passed on a second term as Alaska governor to focus her efforts of the lucrative world of running shorts model. #twitterpedia
  20. @bcompton Call me selfish. But I still hope the groom gets the 'O' in this marriage.