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brianbeutler

  1. Your* #fail RT @StrangeSource: @brianbeutler You're expertise in crap not worth hearing about is growing.
  2. Or you just creeped out a rando RT @kristoncapps A lady on my street shouted, "It's my birthday!", and I hugged her. H Street is the South.
  3. The infinitesimalness of the fuck I give about who just joined Spotify is hard to characterize in a tweet.
  4. Somebody in my new neighborhood has a locked WiFi account called "Vodka is Awesome."
  5. Yeah, ok bit.ly/JJ3QaF
  6. @HowieChicago I guess my reputation precedes me!
  7. Can's they unerstand this tweet? RT @KimKardashian: Late night dinner with my bff. We have convos only bff's can unerstand!
  8. Amehrica RT @jaketapper: Mehts
  9. .@NorthernMNer @Calchala wasn't commenting on Fisher, but on continuing conservative opposition to Fed observing employment mandate.
  10. WOO! Long-term unemployment, FTW! RT @JohnCornyn: Fisher: no QE3 fb.me/1bxIntZg9
  11. lease stop texting me, I told you I'm not interested. RT @davecatanese: @Lis_Smith p
  12. RT @lehmannchris: Shorter Bill Clinton: I did not have endorsing relations with that governor, Mr. Romney
  13. .@ChuckGrassley ALERT! HAPPENING NOW! History Bee on History Channel.
  14. [Dandy fellow on a pennyfarthing bicycle falling into a circular fountain.] #describeaGIF
  15. NSFW RT @samsteinhp: Romney has a LOT of assets
  16. El Peñis RT @williamdingiv: Co-worker got this picture out of the 6th floor window in Greenbelt. twitter.com/williamdingiv/…
  17. LOL! RT @SabrinaSiddiqui: POTUS tells supporters his hope is after this election GOP's "goal of beating Obama" will give way to cooperation.
  18. No, I don't understand Rick Warren. Nobody's ever kind to me :( RT @joshgreenman: @brianbeutler I was just fishing for a retweet. Success!
  19. I don't understand. RT @joshgreenman: cc @brianbeutler RT @RickWarren: Unkind people need your kindness the most. They advertise their pain.