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  1. is talking to Artie Lange right now :)
  2. overheard in the office: "This guy I dated was a poor man's Macaulay Culkin"
  3. Buckle up, buttercup. I'm coming back to LA, Dec. 4-6. See you at the Improv bar?
  4. Craig Robinson just confirmed that he's bringing his band, "The Nasty Delicious" for both shows this Sat. Do not miss. tinyurl.com/mvt8jo
  5. RT @rainnwilson Lou Dobbs is being replaced by El Chuy Loco, Guadalahara's #1 AM drivetime DJ!
  6. definitely the only person at this coffee shop who's just starting his day
  7. in the greenroom with @JonDore, Bingo, and Lynn Shawcroft watching Matarese interview @attell and @dougstanhope was a highlight of the week.
  8. u know the crazy guys on the street trying to make eye contact with everyone? What if you put them all on one block at the same time?
  9. i told Stanhope's guy: "He can do whatev he wants. As long as he's talking to the camera, we'll make it work." Look at my FB page and judge
  10. RT @klgood1 Hoping that #GameofThrones is as good as I hope it will be, and that HBO is smart enough to pick it up as a series if it is.
  11. I blinked and all of the sudden HowardTV's Beetlejuice Halloween party is all around me.
  12. just made eye-contact with Snoop Dogg and his 14-man entourage backstage at MTV. CHECK.
  13. For Halloween I’m going to be a 35 year old man who doesn’t drink and can buy all the candy he wants with zero begging.
  14. the Sahara Hotel in Vegas wants to charge my friend who's performing there $15/day for the INTERNET.
  15. pretty rusty.
  16. doing on-camera today, let's see how rusty I am!
  17. "The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization." --Sigmund Freud (Thx to @RealJeffreyRoss)
  18. Winter is coming.
  19. Just saw #paaranormalactivity and I'm so terrified I might shit a chicken.
  20. There's no one in it?!