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  1. http://fatkidsfalling.com Because you already know how it's going to end... 2:19 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  2. @thecore So that's the magic... 2 Ambien. Hopefully Parker went out before the party began... 2:05 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to thecore
  3. The #Who to play halftime at the Super Bowl. One nipple, and it's old men for the rest of eternity... 12:13 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  4. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing... 11:48 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  5. The next time I drive over a hydrant and a tree, I'll remember to put off my interview with the police... twice, and keep it "private" too. 1:39 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  6. Tonight's SNL really shat the bed. Why didn't they put a bullet in it the first time it ran? When was the last time SNL was funny? 3:02 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  7. Looks like Tiger Woods needs a new driver... He ended up in the sand trap. 12:57 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  8. So now Santa can't say "Merry Christmas"? What? Too Christian? Not PC? 9:38 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  9. To everyone in the Macy's Parade... Everyone knows your shit isn't plugged in. Why pretend? I'm going to walk around with a microphone today 9:22 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  10. @thecore It definitely is an honor to rest there after that horribly long walk across the stage :) 12:38 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to thecore
  11. Dear Michigan, Please don't fire Coach Rodriguez. We really like him. Sincerely, Every #OhioState fan 12:27 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  12. OSU / "them" game on TV. Everything else can wait. Go Buckeyes! 11:10 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  13. Catching Ohio State and UNC at MSG... Go to hell, Carolina! 7:20 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  14. It's the sexual innuendo @brianandmike #BAMcast... big #69! Another show for your equal opportunity enjoyment: http://tr.im/FkPl Hop on... 6:26 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  15. @apocaknits She looks pissed... Be careful what you drink tonight. 5:50 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to apocaknits
  16. @thecore Absolutely not... saw the 110" one at the Gizmodo Showplace a few months ago. I could go for one double that size. 5:48 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to thecore
  17. Ugly people should not be allowed to buy alcohol. You know it's going to be used to get them "in the mood" to make ugly kids... 7:39 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  18. @ShawnKing "Oh, stewardess, I speak jive." wow, dude! Could be worse... "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" 7:04 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to ShawnKing
  19. @russhall Try and view a link... Oh wait... You can't. Web browser? Nope. This is where the PS3 edges the XBox. Sad... 5:44 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to russhall
  20. Duke is up by 30 at the half. Yeah, it's early in the season, but I'm glad to have college basketball back. 4:04 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie