brian_mcnichols
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At dinner last night there was a lady wearing a camo jacket sitting next to a lady wearing a sweatshirt covered with cats. Strong statements
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ These little guys is on my desk (they were not easy to find)..
about 23 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to scarlettashley1
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@ Malcolm loves Cars and you just saw it!? I like it (Guido's my fav). Cars 2 is like being mind-raped for 2 hours
about 23 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to scarlettashley1
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I took up golf because I heard it was a gentleman's game. Trust me, 'gentleman' in this case is NOT used the same way as in gentleman's club
11:11 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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Man, women take a long time to get ready. Nine whole months for a baby?! Ridiculous!
11:07 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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@ Dude! Did you see the episode of River Monsters when he was there? Try not to look like bait!
11:05 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to WedwayRadio
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I once thought I was referred to as "best of them all," but it was really "best of the mall." Still okay, I guess.
7:23 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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What isn't going up $4 today - WDW sub from TouringPlans. Use code MCDUCK for $7.95 on new and renewed subs today only.
4:56 AM Jun 2nd
via TweetDeck
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@ @ Pierce, but on D. If he can't keep LeBron's assists/rebounds in singles they can't win.
4:40 PM Jun 1st
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in reply to RealMikeWilbon
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Just know, it was very hard to not make a Kardashian joke in that last tweet.
4:37 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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If I were forced to make a list of pigs I'd like to bang, Miss Piggy would be way out in front.
4:37 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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I think we can all agree that "survival of the fittest" means nothing. Have you been to a beach lately?
12:12 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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I just found $5 in my pocket! I knew I should have made my wife sign a pre-nup.
12:09 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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RT @: Have you downloaded the latest episode? Have you forced all your friends to? It's what we would do.
11:06 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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Ugh, that last joke was especially bad. I need a nap...or a real job.
10:16 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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P Diddy's son is getting a $54k scholorship to UCLA. Turn it down kid...don't you know, mo' money, mo' problems.
10:15 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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I'm going to be controversial and say 'Big Trouble In Little China' is the best movie about a truck driver vs. mystical creatures ever made
10:05 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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Get out of my head!...RT @: Much as I love @, I really don't want to hear any more about postage stamps.
9:25 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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I updated my resume to include "Occasionally funny on Twitter." Job offers are imminent.
8:01 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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I hope I'm famous enough that, 150 years after my death, someone makes a movie about me hunting vampires.
7:31 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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- Name Brian McNichols
- Location Pennsylvania, USA
- Bio Analyst & Blogger at @TouringPlans, Disney Travel Agent with @DCTVFans, Stay at home dad...for now. I think I'm funny.
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