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  1. A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. about 10 hours ago from API
  2. Carlos Slim of Telmex in Mexico is on his to way to being the richest man in the world. 1:56 AM Nov 28th from API
  3. I wish I spoke better Spanish. 1:51 AM Nov 27th from API
  4. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? 1:46 AM Nov 26th from API
  5. I wonder what it would be like to be the King of England! 1:41 AM Nov 25th from API
  6. From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 good personality. From 55 on 1:36 AM Nov 24th from API
  7. Once you're in heaven do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 1:31 AM Nov 23rd from API
  8. Why do birds fly upside down over Oklahoma? 1:26 AM Nov 22nd from API
  9. I love Bourbon with a nice cola drink. 1:21 AM Nov 21st from API
  10. As we grow older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. 1:21 AM Nov 20th from API
  11. Heart disease by far the number one killer of American women but majority of women say breast cancer is the disease they fear most 1:16 AM Nov 19th from API
  12. Always dry a chicken very well to avoid it from steaming while you roast it – steam is not good for roasting 1:11 AM Nov 18th from API
  13. Manhattans are dangerous- can’t taste the vodka – be careful 1:06 AM Nov 17th from API
  14. From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 good personality. From 55 on 1:01 AM Nov 16th from API
  15. Why should an audience applaud when the chef adds garlic to his recipes? 12:56 AM Nov 15th from API
  16. Ah the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. 12:51 AM Nov 14th from API
  17. Stupid people suck. 12:46 AM Nov 13th from API
  18. I cannot beat the chess game on my computer even on the easy setting 12:41 AM Nov 12th from API
  19. Giant crab claws are the best. 12:36 AM Nov 11th from API
  20. What is the speed of dark? 12:31 AM Nov 10th from API