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Today I'm carrying a sharp metal spike & poking people in the face with it as I walk past. If you don't get out my way u gonna lose an eye.about 24 hours agofrom Twittelator
Split my music in half using the method of 1 potato, 2 potato. Had 1 on for weeks now switched. This half is way better. What's that about? 12:26 AM Nov 24thfrom Ping.fm
Today I've shaved all my eyebrow hair off. Then I got a really thick black felt marker & painted em back on again. Wow do I look surprised.1:55 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
Got my new toasty duvet coat on. That's good. Realised that I've mucked my holiday dates up. Again. That's bad.12:08 AM Nov 23rdfrom Twittelator
It's coming back. It's coming back. Everything is going to alright. Sunday is saved. Larkrise to Candleford is coming back! Minnie! Minnie!12:57 AM Nov 18thfrom web
Shoes and trousers covered in mud. Hmm very professional. Ok to wash them in sink at work? Shoes only I mean. Not trousers.12:28 AM Nov 12thfrom Tweetie