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bretzeltheprtzl

  1. I'll watch movies on Netflix night! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Well. Nobody to text everyone's asleep -_- about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @farruggia_ @renay_tiffany Because you have a hairy asshole? about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to farruggia_
  4. @nicoleee022 LOL. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nicoleee022
  5. I hope it's not a waste of time. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @renay_tiffany oh definitely. about 4 hours ago via txt
  7. JUST STOP ALREADY. about 5 hours ago via txt
  8. @renay_tiffany I said it quietly! about 10 hours ago via txt
  9. @farrugia_'s gonna try to fuck a horse hahaha! about 10 hours ago via txt
  10. @renay_tiffany @chris19952 @farruggia_ Did you see DEEZ NUTS?! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to renay_tiffany
  11. I always wonder who peoples #oomf is. 10:14 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Haha I'm a heartless dick though 7:43 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @farruggia_ @renay_tiffany Maybe you shouldn't think out loud... 7:42 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to farruggia_
  14. But I'm only 13! 7:42 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I'm gonna find some rabbit porn for @farruggia_ 7:41 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Silly rabbits, dicks are for kids! ;) 7:41 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @farruggia_ "If you had a dick how would it feel to fuck a rabbit? It would be all 'rahuwha'!" 7:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @renay_tiffany @farruggia_ Low selfesteem=easy score! 7:39 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to renay_tiffany
  19. @JuliaSmyth18 Score? 7:38 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JuliaSmyth18
  • Name Bret Mains
  • Location Lost in my mind
  • Bio 13, tall, and a fat nigga that always follows back :).
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