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  1. @makethebreak: alllll threee!
  2. @CoryTexter good luck son
  3. @CoryTexter: maybe. I can't comment on an official statement at this time. Do you know the guest list? So far all I've heard is coolbreath
  4. @CoryTexter: SC for neeses / orangeburg? - I'm smelling a Ctex Bsass reunion
  5. I'm 4 months pregnant with a pasta baby
  6. Everytime I eat at carrabbas I gorge myself til I look prego
  7. @robert_jordan I just got a Tour - ill definitely have to keep that in mind Robert
  8. 3/4 through this here box of kleenex
  9. @makethebreak yeah come on!
  10. @gazza7010: i'd be scared to take candy from you
  11. @makethebreak: sweet deal next year! ..bet that'll look real good. hope to see you on some peach peloton rides
  12. @circasurvive: can't wait to hear the chocolaty goodness
  13. @johncmayer: thanks for creating who says. its been playing in my head on repeat all day
  14. I dont remember you ever looking better. but then again i don't remember you
  15. tomorrow is sunday. im gonna sing the songs i wanna sing. make a turkey sandwich.
  16. Milf in starbucks line totally undressed me with her eyes
  17. @CoryTexter: Ive got a KX60 front end with 14" front wheel, disc brake, master cyl. and perch ready to go if you want it
  18. @RWikle5: We like to shit with the door open. talk about pussy. make our own beef jerky. its what men do.
  19. @RickyLarry: LickyRarry my sack
  20. Home Depot has now moved up on the list of Top 5 Favorite Smells. Replacing rubber cement.