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  1. Don't go to a workplace ergonomics class. You probably won't like what you learn.
  2. Sign at work: "Please keep area awesome at all times"
  3. Spam email subject: "Equip your battleship with main caliber striolate galleys" Indeed my battleship lacks such things. How did they know?
  4. @toofache Try adding more wine to the recipe. You might have a hard time waking up, though.
  5. Today will require large quantities of caffeinated beverages.
  6. @evilops =D
  7. @grahammudd Many folks I've talked to are forcing themselves to exclusively use Bing for a while.
  8. So long, 3-day weekend. Hello, Monday, F2, and chaos.
  9. So long, 2MC6. Hello, 3-day weekend.
  10. Argh.
  11. Good times.
  12. Tacos.
  13. Thunder!
  14. The tracks go off in this direction.
  15. @scorpio3126 http://bit.ly/GJ6DB
  16. Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good.
  17. Dear Friday, please end soon. Sincerely, Brett.
  18. @Kwickdraw9 Leftovers of a night on the town, or a trip to the laudromat? The world may never know.
  19. Bing sounds like it should be a game show or a gambling game. What will Bing turn up next? Who knows! Come on, try your luck with Bing!
  20. Looking forward to a serious face-melting tonight at NIN/JA. Oh yeah!