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  1. It's too early for spreadsheets. 8:14 AM Nov 8th from web
  2. @JayneBear13 I still get the creeps thinking about it. 10:17 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  3. I still don't quite understand why shows like Maury are always on in the cafe at work. No one is even watching. 10:04 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  4. I just passed a guy in the hallway wearing my Halloween costume - except I think that's his normal attire. 9:15 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  5. Paranormal Activity was...well, it took me a long time to fall asleep last night. 12:45 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  6. @katmando You can hide those crappy apps on an individual basis. 9:50 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  7. I am uttering many obscenities. In my head. 12:53 PM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  8. @eurodog It's true. I was simply voicing my opinion. I'm sorry to say that I do not approve of banana flavors in my beer. 10:59 AM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  9. Weihenstephan is the oldest brewery in the world (est. 1040). Their Vitus beer tastes like bananas to me. Beer shouldn't taste like bananas. 1:46 PM Oct 18th from web
  10. Obviously, I don't ride BART very often. 5:07 PM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  11. I think this is the first time I've chaned seats on BART due to another passenger's stench. 5:07 PM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  12. Knee-deep in code smell. 4:07 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  13. Crash Love 8:27 AM Sep 29th from web
  14. Mmm... Pliny. 4:21 PM Sep 27th from Tweetie
  15. @JayneBear13 Yeah... McD's is food-like. 2:16 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  16. sets his sights on an Anchor Steam pint... 12:42 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  17. @nleco wtf, mate? 12:38 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  18. @JayneBear13 Food, perhaps? 12:36 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  19. I've had that Misfits song stuck in my head for two days now. 8:15 AM Sep 1st from web
  20. In Soviet Russia... http://twitpic.com/fcscy 11:53 AM Aug 26th from Tweetie