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bretto

  1. Took my found $20 and converted it for a burger from @TheActFoodTruck. Hooray!
  2. Found $20 this morning on the way to the workspace, pretty much guaranteeing that the rest of the day will go downhill from there.
  3. Sprout (#dbldblapp) instagr.am/p/LMgIdlMJhT/
  4. The more I play it, the more I realize that Diablo 3 is essentially a horror version of Cow Clicker.
  5. @kvanwitsen I was nothing but a gentleman.
  6. Just paid for a tank of gas by rubbing my wallet against the pump. Welcome to the future.
  7. @scottrking You're going to be very disappointed when the Zombie Horde doesn't attack, eh?
  8. Current Status: youtube.com/watch?feature=…
  9. Of course it's a Sask plate. instagr.am/p/K6IU8lsJtR/
  10. OH: They don't believe in Santa Claus but they do believe in Stargates.
  11. @RSZaheer Some suggestions: Pulcinella's in Kensington, Without Papers in Inglewood, Famoso's everywhere. Don't stop believin'
  12. @xerxesirani Holy moly, congrats.
  13. Weird #yeg cyclist quirk: When confronted by a vehicle crossing their path, the rider will aim to cross in front of it. So much danger.
  14. Internet friends/stalkers, any recommendations for great coffee in Amsterdam, Zurich and the Valencia region in Spain?
  15. @The_Carless Not to be that guy, but I'm pretty sure that's an S-Cargo. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_S-…
  16. @randrews Brogramming is my life.
  17. Accommodations booked for La Tomatina in August. Tomato chucking imminent!
  18. Impromptu figure decorations. instagr.am/p/KldBqZsJtA/
  19. OH: A Straight 6 has 26 cylinders and is shaped like a penis.