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brettlporter

  1. Life is a constant redecorating dilemma. 4:28 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. 'Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think." 10:26 PM May 27th via web
  3. You have a future only when you have no present, and when you have a present, you forget to even think about the future. 10:19 PM May 27th via web
  4. Well shit- I just effed up MY Friday :-/ 10:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. You think I give a shit bitch? ...I don't 8:35 PM May 24th via web
  6. @MC1Robert party in Paris! Woohoo! 11:01 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MC1Robert
  7. I think I'll leisurely stroll into work around noon-ish 11:00 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Paris in August? I think yes. 9:50 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @nwarkbromo toss! I mean, consign. 4:55 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ArkBromo
  10. I need to clean out my closet, thanks for reminding me y'all. #toomanyclothes 4:52 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @nwarkbromo fun! 4:51 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ArkBromo
  12. I'm not saying you're fat, I'm just saying you look fat today. 10:54 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @PreppyDelight why thank you! #flattered 10:53 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PreppyDelight
  14. I hate that I'll never get to be on Oprah #gayboyproblems 8:39 AM May 22nd via web
  15. Enjoying a glass of rose in the Castro #sanfrancisco twitter.com/brettlporter/s… 4:46 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I'm at the Brazilian consulate... Somewhere I never thought I'd be #mondayfunday 1:01 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Driving into San Francisco for the day. twitter.com/brettlporter/s… 12:27 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. enough. good night all. #grumpy #hmph! 2:07 AM May 19th via web
  19. @HunterMclendon woo-fucking-hoo 1:46 AM May 19th via web in reply to HunterMclendon
  20. So? You bought a maserati today? Should I be impressed? #imdrunkandbitchy 1:43 AM May 19th via web
  • Name Brett
  • Location California
  • Bio Stressed, depressed, but always well dressed. Preppy, funny, and unlike anyone you'll ever meet.
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