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  1. Maybe if the airlines didn't charge exorbitant fees for checking luggage, the cabin wouldn't be this packed... #humansardine about 8 hours ago from MOTOBLUR
  2. Tip # 1,372 for staying sane during the holidays: Do not discuss Sarah Palin with your family. 1:05 PM Dec 27th from web
  3. Niece Lainey to my sister: "Mom, you're not being very joyous." The occasion: being told to wait for presents. :-) 12:25 PM Dec 25th from MOTOBLUR
  4. I wish a rocketry club would host a night launch on Christmas Eve. Don't believe in Santa... but what a great way to find out you're wrong! 7:38 PM Dec 24th from web
  5. @iantrevor No way - I have taste! 8:56 PM Dec 23rd from Digsby in reply to iantrevor
  6. Oh Walmart. 20 minutes of shopping and I saw a friend from high school, two from college, and a family friend. And the mullets of course. 5:25 PM Dec 22nd from MOTOBLUR
  7. Avatar= unoriginal plot, bad dialogue, mediocre music... but the visuals are just so amazing. I might need to see it again. 5:22 PM Dec 22nd from MOTOBLUR
  8. When I hear gunshots at home in DC, I think "Again?! Better call the cops!" When I hear 'em in Arkansas I think "Oh, deer hunters again" Hmm 9:42 AM Dec 22nd from web
  9. Home in the South, the land of barbeque, twang, and pickup trucks. And where Red Lobster is a fancy meal. 10:50 AM Dec 21st from MOTOBLUR
  10. I hate you Yellowcab. I hate you SuperShuttle. I love you Metro. Made it to DCA, thru the crazy lines, and am about to fly home. Vacation! 3:47 AM Dec 21st from MOTOBLUR
  11. Thanks to the sweet ppl @SuperShuttle for just now saying they can't take me to DCA. Yeah.. I'm sure you *just* now made that decision. 12:04 AM Dec 21st from web
  12. Must be a snow day... just watched the Rejected cartoons with my housemates: http://www.yikers.com/video_rejected_cartoons.html 5:22 PM Dec 19th from web
  13. Our DC is office is experience guerrilla monitor replacements today... step away for a minute and come back and bam! wider screen. nice. 1:44 PM Dec 14th from Digsby
  14. Ironic... a Gmail inbox w/ 0 messages says this: "No new mail! Want to read updates from your favorite sites? Try Google Reader" 5:21 PM Dec 13th from web
  15. A thing of great beauty: Gmail inbox = 0 messages. Google Reader = 0 unread. Now I just have to get that work inbox down.... 5:19 PM Dec 13th from web
  16. Great report from the Pew Center on Global Climate Change re: "climate-gate" http://digs.by/zFJ 8:05 PM Dec 10th from Digsby
  17. Kid + ukulele + "I'm Yours" - intelligible words = hands down cutest thing ever. http://digs.by/zEq 7:29 PM Dec 10th from Digsby
  18. MSNBC: "Who do you trust on global warming? Al Gore or Sarah Palin?" Um... how about *scientists*? This is why I don't watch TV news... 12:48 PM Dec 9th from Digsby
  19. Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree, oh christmas 2:20 PM Dec 8th from MOTOBLUR
  20. Thanks for the moose award! @daigneault 6:58 AM Dec 8th from Digsby