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  1. Photo: This was hands down the best party I’ve ever been to. I went for the beers. I stayed for the bears. http://tumblr.com/xss48n1rs about 11 hours ago from Tumblr
  2. Photo: Guys if you haven’t seen it, it’s very important that you do. Not only does it show us that punks have... http://tumblr.com/xss48mt3v about 11 hours ago from Tumblr
  3. Photo: We have come to kill you. Well everyone, except our happy hippy sister in the middle. She just came... http://tumblr.com/xss48mmpb about 12 hours ago from Tumblr
  4. Photo: Technically we’re a science experiment, but I like to think of us as a family. Oh and also murderers. http://tumblr.com/xss48mjr3 about 12 hours ago from Tumblr
  5. Photo: Oh don’t mind us. Bjorn just farted, and it sounded like the opening chord to “Dancing Queen.” http://tumblr.com/xss48mh5a about 12 hours ago from Tumblr
  6. Photo: So you wanna be a writer, huh young writer dudes? Well first thing you duders need to know before you... http://tumblr.com/xss48mc3q about 12 hours ago from Tumblr
  7. Washing dishes I like washing your asshole. There's always more funk than you thought. 3:54 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. Photo: What are you looking at square? Haven’t you ever seen an interracial couple that has two pet... http://tumblr.com/xss467tkw 2:34 PM Nov 21st from Tumblr
  9. Photo: I love it here. It is where old men can truly be old men. http://tumblr.com/xss467sgq 2:33 PM Nov 21st from Tumblr
  10. Photo: Oh shit bro. Nothing like Cali living. Anybody see my dog? Shit bro. I’m always losing his ass. But... http://tumblr.com/xss45jheb 2:08 PM Nov 20th from Tumblr
  11. Photo: Let us raise our glasses to this cholcolate shrine and pray that fudge Jesus will come and take us to... http://tumblr.com/xss44hy0w 11:41 PM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  12. Photo: Look here Timmy!  Look at your fucking grandpa you little pussy!  This is how you eat spaghetti and... http://tumblr.com/xss44hx0h 11:39 PM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  13. Photo: Will you please excuse us? Special Agent Meowpants is about to give me a bbj. For those of you who... http://tumblr.com/xss43ztc7 8:30 AM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  14. Photo: Guys please check out my new film at The New Beverly. I’m very proud of it, and I worked very hard on... http://tumblr.com/xss43qllg 9:54 PM Nov 17th from Tumblr
  15. Photo: Woah, what’s this baby’s name?  America? http://tumblr.com/xss43qih7 9:49 PM Nov 17th from Tumblr
  16. Photo: “Man I can’t wait till I shave this beard off.  It makes me look so ugly.  I mean seriously this beard... http://tumblr.com/xss43qho8 9:48 PM Nov 17th from Tumblr
  17. Photo: Did you guys know that I’m best friends with Iggy Pop?  He calls me Iggy Soda. http://tumblr.com/xss43qegv 9:44 PM Nov 17th from Tumblr
  18. Photo: Don’t worry sis us beating the shit out of eachother last night is all worth it. Cause today you and I... http://tumblr.com/xss43bnuv 10:36 AM Nov 17th from Tumblr
  19. Photo: Being on this lonely old oil rig is hard. Having a horse head is even harder. But at least I have Moby... http://tumblr.com/xss43bk92 10:30 AM Nov 17th from Tumblr
  20. Video: I’m in New York right now! http://tumblr.com/xss42xu0g 7:53 PM Nov 16th from Tumblr