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brettflorio

  1. Quote: tmblr.co/Zoz5XyMGoD_S
  2. Anybody happen to know of a keyboard that's split and curved like the MS Natural, but low keypress like a MacBook's keys? It'd be my dream.
  3. @lukestokes @timmoses I particularly love the "And… we've got our battery!" bit. Momentum, ftw.
  4. @consolibyte You need a profile pic :) Unless you're really a white egg on a purple bg :)
  5. @CampaignMonitor img.skitch.com/20120507-xtnj2… Is that an issue on your end? The Facebook like/share box is cut off. Chrome in OSX and Win.
  6. @Grasshopper Do you guys have any way to track inbound calls as Google Analytics events? I can't see a way, but hoping I've just missed it.
  7. New innertube and some WD40 just did _wonders_ to my well loved primary mode of transportation (an old Trek hybrid). Rides like w00t!
  8. @fakeMacFusion I misread that as "fat kid on a bike seat" and was confused.
  9. @foxycart Absolutely not. That's what they poop.
  10. "Rain Song" playing. 3yo: "Michael Jackson!" Me: "You want Michael Jackson?" 3yo: "No daddy. This song is BETTER that Michael Jackson!"
  11. @my619 @enminc TACOS! Yes. Or sushi. Or burgers. Most important piece is always good people to meet and spend time with.
  12. RT @HinchTech "May your eggs be vibrantly colored in praise of the most holiest of rabbits."
  13. @n8foo Possibly easier would be "Major appliance purchased & delivered from Craigslist after midnight", but awesome nonetheless :)
  14. "If you were to bother to read my books, to behave as educated persons would, you would learn that they..." tmblr.co/Zoz5XyI_RLek
  15. @_phred Your smiley is backwards! In earlier times that could get you burned at the stake.
  16. "I’ve been thinking about that saying “All things in moderation.” Next time someone says it to me, I..." tmblr.co/Zoz5XyIifcrD