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  1. Happy Spanksgiving sweet cheekses! about 16 hours ago from txt
  2. Mikey's infatuation with the girl next door is no longer an "innocent crush" in: Look Who's Stalking. #lookwhostalkingsequels 10:29 PM Nov 25th from txt
  3. In this touching drama, Mikey falls victim to pedophilia at the park: Look Who's Talking to Strangers. #lookwhostalkingsequels 10:24 PM Nov 25th from txt
  4. Mikey's unchecked Syphillis renders him mentally deranged: Look Who's Talking to Himself. #lookwhostalkingsequels 10:22 PM Nov 25th from txt
  5. Or Mikey's arrested on suspicion of organized crime but won't cooperate with the FBI: Look Who's Not Talking. 10:20 PM Nov 25th from txt
  6. Sequel pitch: Look Who's Talking Again. Mikey witnesses a murder & finally overcomes the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. 10:16 PM Nov 25th from txt
  7. 73 responses not acceptable. What're the best/worst/most important videos of 2009? Reply here: http://su.pr/1xftdu 7:00 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. On behalf of a football-loving nation, do NOT sell any cocaine to Cris Collinsworth. http://bit.ly/7xC77t (via @withleather) 5:08 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. RT @jplaub Cat Massage, AKA the best thing ever, for VVFS? http://bit.ly/4FeweT - Tru! "We touch all the time. Why not be the best at it?!" 5:43 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. I'd prefer videos that didn't mean to be awesome, but ended up that way despite themselves. 5:21 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Submit 2009's best / worst / most important viral videos for the Year End Viral Video Film School! http://su.pr/1xftdu 4:21 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @ellenfox I'm dressed and ready for today. You? 8:01 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Buttery Ass Mondays. 4 all u skrillas ain't been schemin' them Burritos. http://su.pr/1Wq49X (via @urlesque) 7:19 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Earth Rings!!! Either watch this or move to saturn and rebuild our entire civilization. The choice is yours. http://bit.ly/3xukpT 6:56 AM Nov 23rd from web
  15. @iamledgin KOFY cited tonal issues in the appropriate cutting of my Motel Rwanda / Rwanda Holiday Inn jokes. And Congrats on Fallon BTW! 4:53 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to iamledgin
  16. Half hour to Big Game. BEAT THE WEEENIES!!!!! 4:01 PM Nov 21st from txt
  17. RT @ellenfox Hey SF! Catch me and @bretterlich hosting KOFY-TV's (Channel 20, Cable 13) movie of the week: Hotel Rwanda! 8pm. 1:50 PM Nov 21st from txt
  18. @ellenfox That's fake! The real Jasmine has an unfairly unattainable 9 inch waist! 1:01 PM Nov 21st from txt
  19. My name is IDIOT, not YOU CAPTAIN! 10:37 PM Nov 20th from txt
  20. What movies offer depictions of the afterlife? This is of the utmost, y'dig? 10:34 PM Nov 20th from txt