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brett_houchin

A pretty cool canvas to a stall door in a truck stop. Booyakasha. 6:12 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
I just clicked over thinking that maybe I should give Twitter a try today, and then I read #replacebandnameswithboobs. I'm out. 6:03 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
@BaldBryan @AlisonRosen The "operation flying turtle" riff proved to me that @adamcarolla is the funniest man on the planet. 10:10 PM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
@PFTompkins I have been on tour and just now caught the new special on DVR...well played, good sir, well played. 12:13 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
Man, that cow that they found Mad Cow Disease in is a real asshole. He's making it harder on the rest of us. Moooo, dickhead. 6:51 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
JimGaffigan "Entertainment News" is a strange way to spell gossip. 12:57 PM Apr 24th via WhoSay Retweeted by brett_houchin and 901 others
BorowitzReport I don't understand why Murdoch would need to hack into phones for news when he's made billions by making it up. 12:34 PM Apr 24th via web Retweeted by brett_houchin and 152 others
BarackObama RT @Obama2012: POTUS: "Congress needs to prevent the interest rates on federal student loans from shooting up and shaking you down." 11:06 AM Apr 24th via web Retweeted by brett_houchin and 447 others
@zarkinfrood He cannot, and will not, be stopped. 2:50 PM Apr 23rd via web from New York, US in reply to zarkinfrood
I don't remember any mention of aliens in the game Battleship. But I do remember when Hollywood made movies for grownups. #pleasestop 1:36 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
morgan_murphy this whole hologram thing makes me really worried that one day someone could make it look like I actually went to Coachella. 12:48 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by brett_houchin and 25 others
Shitty weather on Earth Day is like somebody being a total dick on their birthday. 11:36 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
We're in Baltimore. I was here for a few hours once apparently. 7:02 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
I don't know who this Bob Marley person is, but it must be his birthday or something. 8:59 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@draun_in Just give me the damn bunny!!! 12:55 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to draun_in
@fenwick117 @bitchlycowcorn A mayo taco sounds pretty good right now. 12:53 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fenwick117
"Oh, I'm sorry, when you said, "chef salad", I thought you said "chocolate bunny wearing a marshmallow tuxedo."" 12:15 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
April 20th is probably the worst day for food service of the year. 12:08 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@adamcarolla you and Fitzsimmons riffing on the gay talk before men fight might be the funniest things I've ever heard. 12:44 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
kpelton Larry Sanders ejected. Looks like Hank Kingsley will be finishing tonight's show. 6:16 PM Apr 19th via TweetDeck Retweeted by brett_houchin and 12 others

Name Brett M. Houchin
Location Bloomington, IN
Web http://bretthouch...
Bio Brett writes things and plays guitar for a living. On tour with Jason Sturgeon on guitar and mandolin.