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  1. Twitter: because everybody gives a shit about my bodily functions. 4:44 PM Dec 6th from web
  2. Blowing your nose is way less fun when you have a huge fuck-off nose ring lodged between your nostrils. 4:44 PM Dec 6th from web
  3. @MichaelSpoltore I guess you can't hear your FACE over the internet. 4:38 PM Dec 6th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  4. @MichaelSpoltore hahahah. Loser. 3:42 PM Dec 6th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  5. @MichaelSpoltore Go to work pantless, dude. I DARE you. 9:40 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  6. Nobody expects jack shit from Star Wars after the Clone Wars bullshit. My fanfic could save the entire franchise. 11:07 PM Dec 5th from web
  7. Jobs I Think I'd Be Great At: professional Star Wars fanfic writer. I've read all of Wookieepedia. I could totally pull it off. 11:03 PM Dec 5th from web
  8. p.s. new picture. Everybody is impressed. 10:16 PM Dec 5th from web
  9. All I do is smoke and read Wikipedia. 10:16 PM Dec 5th from web
  10. @MichaelSpoltore Actually, scratch that. I'd rather see your place and get drunk and rifle through your shit after you pass out. 1:44 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  11. @MichaelSpoltore It's Wednesday, dipshit. What do I do on Wednesdays? 1:40 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  12. hint: it's me. 9:00 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. She said "what are you thinking about" and I said "Michael" and I didn't mean it THAT WAY but guess who's sleeping on the couch? 9:00 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. @MichaelSpoltore Hahahaha oh my god I've missed you. 5:00 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  15. @MichaelSpoltore How is your novel | full of men you wish you were | too bad you suck, eh? 4:53 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  16. Michael is a twit | Ugly and stupid is he | I hate him a lot 4:37 PM Nov 10th from web
  17. I am writing haikus. This one is for @MichaelSpoltore 4:37 PM Nov 10th from web
  18. @MichaelSpoltore Your mom is a Hanna Montana. 4:35 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to MichaelSpoltore
  19. All I have in life is a job and a dog and too many DVDs. 4:15 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. At work Jimmy tells me about his parents, his girlfriend and his video games. How is this gawky loser so "together", and I'm so not? 4:12 PM Nov 10th from web